Herman by Jim Unger for October 24, 2014

God doesn’t make artificial ‘food’.

Sheer contrariness, bubbele, sheer contrariness.

To prevent tooth decay, overweight and eventually diabetes.

’cause God has a warped sense of humor.

Enquiring minds want to know. Especially mine!

Out of the mouth of babes.

Because he’s a mean old devil. Always was, with all that smiting and baby-killing and giving people boils and such. Wait until you grow up and get a load of human reproductive method. Now that’s a real knee slapper. He’s still laughing over that one.

Same reason He created mosquitoes.

a lot like other silly questions that ‘grown-ups’ ask about God.

How come Mother Nature made us love sweets? These days, it’s not an aid to survival!

Because god is a meanie that way

I’m just a priest kid. There’s a lot of things God didn’t clear through me.

Skittles look like vitamins.

Good question!

I’m in Sales, not Management.