Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 03, 2014
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling GREAT MOMENTS IN WEATHEROLOGY SCIENCE THIS WEEK: Congressman Steve Stockman's Bold Experiments When Steve Stockman (R-Tex) was told he'd be participating in hearings on climate change, he knew what to do. Steve: It is my obligation, as a member of the Science, Space, and Technology Committee, to fully prepare! Steve: So, many scientists say that melting ice poses a threat to humanity. I will investigate. Steve: Hmm...this experiment seems to be conclusive. But I must learn more! Steve: More ice! I must see what happens when it melts in larger water! Voice: Steve, come to bed! Steve: I won't rest until I know everything about ice and sea levels! Steve: At last, I am done. I now have a full theory of weatherology! And so - Steve: Global warming can't cause sea levels to rise! IF YOUR ICE CUBES MELT IN YOUR GLASS, IT DOESN'T OVERFLOW!! It was thus that Congressman Steve Stockman's mighty contribution to Weatherology Science was sealed. Boy: Hey, ya dummy! The sea levels will rise because of melting ice THAT IS ON LAND, not in the water!! Steve: What next? Perhaps I'll figure out the solution to quantum physicals...
Randy B Premium Member about 10 years ago
What a maroon..Next up: the incredible discovery of “global wobbling”.
fontenelle about 10 years ago
Stockman’ s a genius compared to the people who voted for him.
disinterest about 10 years ago
Next up: Hearings on bank failures by Congressman who understand little about the science of economology.
steverinoCT about 10 years ago
Also of concern: deep water currents. What happens to the climate in Europe when the Gulf Stream switches off? And THAT would be a rapid, tipping point kind of change.
puddleglum1066 about 10 years ago
On what planet?
QuiteDragon about 10 years ago
The facts are otherwise.
Is Antarctica losing or gaining ice?Has Arctic sea ice returned to normal?
braindead Premium Member about 10 years ago
Truthiness prevails again.
Ushindi about 10 years ago
I think 30,000 or so walrus would disagree with you:http://ecowatch.com/2014/10/01/walruses-sea-ice-melt-climate-change/
Randy B Premium Member about 10 years ago
You must not have seen Stockman’s full performance. Here’s a taste.
Monster Hesh about 10 years ago
Polly wanna cracker. Good boy. Goooood boy. Pretty baby. Pretty baby.
This message brought to you by the same people who insist that occupying Iraq was a good idea (as long as THEY don’t have to do it), that there’s no link between smoking and lung cancer (it’s just a thing that happens), that steps to reduce ozone depletion would destroy America (Mom, apple pie, baseball, and CFCs—it’s all there in the Constitution as described in Genesis, sheeple), and that protest WAS seditious and un-American (…until that Kenyan Usurper was illegally installed into office by the voting public—twice! Low-information voters! Chemtrails!).
Serpaco about 10 years ago
Am losing sleep at night worrying about this impending doom, global warming. Even our glorious Pres Borakko is not able to do anything to fix this problem. Woe is me.
John Falstaff about 10 years ago
Just curious: are you a liar or a moron? Little of both, maybe?