“Mommy mommy, why won’t the other kids play with me?” “Shut up and reload!”
“Mommy, Mommy, I don’t wanna go to Paris!” “Shut up and keep swimming!”
“Mommy, Mommy, I don’t wanna go to China!” “Shut up and keep digging!”
I say, if the kids are alive at 5:00, I’ve done my job.
Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale? Shut up and keep digging.
I’m more amazed at guppies that can flush themselves down a toilet…none of mine could have ever managed that feat…I had to do it for them in their demise.
..um..can we just practice allot first…
Let’s have lots of kids, that way when I misplace one it won’t be such a big deal.
Fatalistica Von Tramp. Can be taken two ways.
If the guppies didn’t leave a note, I’d be very suspicious.
Mommy Mommy. I don’t like little sisters. Shut up, you’ll eat what I feed you!
Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl? Just shut up and flush it………☼
Mommy, mommy, I don’t want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging!
Instead of abusing your children, shy don’t you abuse yourself?
June 21, 2014
LordDogmore over 14 years ago
“Mommy mommy, why won’t the other kids play with me?” “Shut up and reload!”
margueritem over 14 years ago
“Mommy, Mommy, I don’t wanna go to Paris!” “Shut up and keep swimming!”
margueritem over 14 years ago
“Mommy, Mommy, I don’t wanna go to China!” “Shut up and keep digging!”
cdward over 14 years ago
I say, if the kids are alive at 5:00, I’ve done my job.
CSteele over 14 years ago
Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale? Shut up and keep digging.
LAFan over 14 years ago
I’m more amazed at guppies that can flush themselves down a toilet…none of mine could have ever managed that feat…I had to do it for them in their demise.
3hourtour Premium Member over 14 years ago
..um..can we just practice allot first…
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Let’s have lots of kids, that way when I misplace one it won’t be such a big deal.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Fatalistica Von Tramp. Can be taken two ways.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
If the guppies didn’t leave a note, I’d be very suspicious.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Mommy Mommy. I don’t like little sisters. Shut up, you’ll eat what I feed you!
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 14 years ago
Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl? Just shut up and flush it………☼
Bender_Sastre over 14 years ago
Mommy, mommy, I don’t want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging!
runar over 14 years ago
Instead of abusing your children, shy don’t you abuse yourself?