Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 31, 2014

Don’t give Washington any ideas.

That’s a lower tax than Obola’s…

The king may be a Fink, but the govt ALWAYS wants more, More, MORE!

what is obola?

And all this time I thought he was some English twit.

Wonder what it takes to get in the high bracket.

Hey not fair. That big guy is pushing on the scale, you Fink.

@Observer fo IronyDon’t say that! The tax goes up by 33% of a thumb.

Where’s the line of kids that were too lazy to go collect their own? Shouldn’t they be on the other side of the cart with the Fink’s distribution group.

The government is addicted to your money. And just as with a crack-head, the last thing anyone should do is to feed the addiction. The problem here is that we’ve got a city full of crack-heads with the power of law enforcement to back up their demands.

The tax rate on income should be 115%. That way the government can eventually have everything. The next step would be to distribute it all back out again (short of what the government needs to do its job) in a “fair” way. Then, all of the people who have so little now can follow the same behavior that put them there in the first place. That will lead us back to where we are now and we can start all over.

I love the Fink! LOL!

Anyone else see the commercial where a giant spider puts skittles in its web to try and trap trick-or-treaters.

Do those that gave to the kids get to claim a deduction?

There’s nothing fun about the size of today’s candy.

Conservatals and liberatives are the same! Just like Demicans and Republicrats!

Drink, drank, drunkhas drunk