Overheard at a software development/management meeting, "We will no longer refer to our software as having ‘bugs’, ‘errors’ or ‘issues’….. From now on they will known as ‘features’.
or fix the problem. which is likely a loose component that comes in contact in the position. I do love how things are worded Like when Jobs said apple will never get be infected By a MICROSOFT (intended) virus. Ne didn’t say just any virus I known more then few folks who’s apple products have had virus problems.
Mark Jeffrey Premium Member about 10 years ago
Did she get rid of that goofy expensive desk she had?
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Security Feature: this device is for direct viewing only if it is moved while on it will self-destruct.
Kim Metzger Premium Member about 10 years ago
Most realistic game ever!
drodr05 about 10 years ago
Overheard at a software development/management meeting, "We will no longer refer to our software as having ‘bugs’, ‘errors’ or ‘issues’….. From now on they will known as ‘features’.
shamest Premium Member about 10 years ago
or fix the problem. which is likely a loose component that comes in contact in the position. I do love how things are worded Like when Jobs said apple will never get be infected By a MICROSOFT (intended) virus. Ne didn’t say just any virus I known more then few folks who’s apple products have had virus problems.
David Rickard Premium Member about 10 years ago
As long as it’s in the documentation, it’s a feature, not a bug
poper08 about 10 years ago
Yep, I’ve have that one printed and on the wall in the kitchen at work since 2011. :)
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
Talk about having features that will blow you away…
rgcviper about 10 years ago
Sign me up for one of those!
William Bludworth Premium Member about 10 years ago
@D R
“Undocumented” Features