Ah yes… there’s nothing quite like Group Sex!
“Joan, place your knee on Joe’s right buttock while whispering the Preamble of the Constitution in Anne’s ear. Anne, lick Arnie’s heel while pouring the melted chocolate over TIna’s elbow. Tina, sing ‘La Dolce Vita’ in Finnish while shaving Gerhard’s long-hair dachshund. Gerhard, tickle Joan’s other knee. I’ll be over here, filming the whole thing for NudeTube, and tossing the random water balloon filled with condiments. Pretend I’m not here.”
Or were you thinking along the lines of “lie back and think of the Queen”?
(This only works with British lasses. Sometimes I like to recite Shakespeare’s St. Crispin’s Day speech… “O that we now had here / But one ten thousand of those men in England / That do no work to-day!” …during the act.)
Does thinking of baseball stats to prolong the inevitable count?
What about thinking of that hot number I saw on the bus while shtumpfing my girlfriend?
What about when I think of my next “appointment”? (Dolores likes tulips, and I need to make a reservation at Le Circque for my date with Babette, and I need to pick up the Kangaroo costume from the dry cleaners before I meet Dardanelle…)
In that case, I think you want to use the term “ambisextrous”.
LordDogmore over 14 years ago
Could this be the (in)famous Tabitha “Tabs” Von Tramp. So called because she always has more than on “project” going at a time?
FunnyDeeds over 14 years ago
Maybe “Tabs” Von Tramp has ADD?!
margueritem over 14 years ago
So she’s the one that first said “Peach, I shoulda painted the ceiling peach….”, during sex.
grapfhics over 14 years ago
I ‘m sure she said a lot of things … and to a lot of people.
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
Spit take.
3hourtour Premium Member over 14 years ago
…margueritem said what I was going to say…
gjsjr41 over 14 years ago
during sex she yells…… when she wins at solitaire.
cdward over 14 years ago
FunnyDeeds, would that make her “Addy” Von Tramp?
coltish1 over 14 years ago
Tabs’s checking account is always reconciled.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Shiny things distract her too.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Musicachairs Von Tramp? A new position every time the music stops?
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Never let the left one of these know what the right one of these is doing.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
She bears a remarkable resemblance to Doris Day.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
oh, not with YOU, sweetheart! only when I have sex with those other guys!
GreenBikeGuy over 14 years ago
AD/HD: Attention Deficit/Hottie Disorder.
gimmickgenius over 14 years ago
“Ambidextra Von Tramp?”
drtom01 over 14 years ago
Isn’t this the same couple from the 24th in the tatoo joke
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago
Bad, it is indeed the same man and woman.
TWAdair over 14 years ago
Ah yes… there’s nothing quite like Group Sex! “Joan, place your knee on Joe’s right buttock while whispering the Preamble of the Constitution in Anne’s ear. Anne, lick Arnie’s heel while pouring the melted chocolate over TIna’s elbow. Tina, sing ‘La Dolce Vita’ in Finnish while shaving Gerhard’s long-hair dachshund. Gerhard, tickle Joan’s other knee. I’ll be over here, filming the whole thing for NudeTube, and tossing the random water balloon filled with condiments. Pretend I’m not here.” Or were you thinking along the lines of “lie back and think of the Queen”? (This only works with British lasses. Sometimes I like to recite Shakespeare’s St. Crispin’s Day speech… “O that we now had here / But one ten thousand of those men in England / That do no work to-day!” …during the act.) Does thinking of baseball stats to prolong the inevitable count? What about thinking of that hot number I saw on the bus while shtumpfing my girlfriend? What about when I think of my next “appointment”? (Dolores likes tulips, and I need to make a reservation at Le Circque for my date with Babette, and I need to pick up the Kangaroo costume from the dry cleaners before I meet Dardanelle…) In that case, I think you want to use the term “ambisextrous”.