Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 06, 2014

Stick that broom handle where the sun don’tshine Blanche!

This is the part where we see a wizard disappear.

It is just the supernatural order of things.

She’s about to balance your peaceful demeanor with a whack upside the head with a broom handle.

If it was not for the household chores what would Blanch do for exerciser and entertainment?

And he said that after only 6 beers!

Wrong response, Wiz. Build her a better broom.

All she has to do is cook and clean. The Wiz has to deal with the Fink on a daily basis.

And that was the last that anyone ever heard of the Wizard.

The secret to relaxing while your better half works is to do it on the sly, out of sight, and look busy with paper and pencil if he/she comes into the room. Kind of like study hall!

What did she expect?

Oh no, you di-ent!

Yes!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, ’What’s on TV?’I said, ‘Dust.’And then the fight started….My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcomingAnniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.’I bought her a scale.And then the fight started….When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive… So, I took her to a gas station.And then the fight started….I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my Order first.“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”"“Nah, she can order for herself.”And then the fight started….I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”And that’s when the fight started….