Monty by Jim Meddick for November 15, 2014
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Monty... Um... I think I have a plan to deal with the giant leaves outside... Oh, yeah? Let's hear it... Well, what if we were to genetically modify another organism that could? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! No more genetic modifications! That's how we got into this mess in the first place! Great. Now what am I supposed to do with this giant leaf eating caterpillar?
tattooedcyberidiot almost 10 years ago
Giant warbler?
Monster Hesh almost 10 years ago
I suggest you find a pair of seven-inch tall singing girls very quickly.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Didn’t file an environmental impact statement, did you, E.B.? This is the kind of thing that could get out of hand very quickly and turn into an ecological disaster! Or, turn into a humongous butterfly.
Plumbob Wilson almost 10 years ago
It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
A large vat of boiling oil and a lot of butter, I suppose. Bugs are bugs.
gary almost 10 years ago
And now we know where Mothra came from.
Tracy Rounds almost 10 years ago
Mothra is born
PettyMower almost 10 years ago
How about a genetically-modified shoe!!! SQUISH!!!!
Plods with ...™ almost 10 years ago
Mothra was soooo cute as a baby.
Kroykali almost 10 years ago
Genetically modify a bird to eat it, of course.
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Leave him be. He’ll eat the leaves and then turn into a giant butterfly. THEN you’ll have something to worry about.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Some worms and such, taste pretty good…really!
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Well, the good news is, you won’t be getting any bills in the mail!
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Leave it right there. It will make an excellent guard dog.Er, uh, guard insect. Um, guard caterpillar, eh, uh… hmmm…
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Wonder what kind of butterfly will emerge from that cocoon?Of course – the genetically modified lizard needed to take out the caterpillar or butterfly may cause a little collateral damage.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
I know where there might be some interest…
Boxo croco says happy derby about 4 years ago
Pray it isn’t mothra