Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 18, 2014
November 17, 2014
November 19, 2014
Transcript:
Rat Visits a Psychologist
Rat: Help me, Doc. I'm being followed by throngs of faceless people.
Psychologist: Perhaps they are a manifestation of deep-rooted anxiety. Perhaps of a sexual nature.
Rat: You made them giggle.
Pshrink: What does this inkblot look like?Patient: A naked woman.Pshrink: And this one?Patient: A couple making love.Pshrink: This one?Patient: A [banana and a doughnut]Pshrink: I think you have a preoccupation with sex.Patient: I have a preoccupation? Who’s been showing me all these dirty pictures?!
Ida No over 9 years ago
Hee Hee.
AlnicoV over 9 years ago
Anything to do with Rat and sex is best left unmentioned, forever.
wiselad over 9 years ago
and when they giggle, they increase by one
Bilan over 9 years ago
Faceless people don’t giggle!They’re mimes!
ehtaniguchi over 9 years ago
This reminds me of my old Twitter account.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Yeah. The thought of Rat+sex makes me giggle, too. Count me as one of the faceless followers….
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Perhaps they represent all the faceless people that Rat pissed off.
steverinoCT over 9 years ago
Pshrink: What does this inkblot look like?Patient: A naked woman.Pshrink: And this one?Patient: A couple making love.Pshrink: This one?Patient: A [banana and a doughnut]Pshrink: I think you have a preoccupation with sex.Patient: I have a preoccupation? Who’s been showing me all these dirty pictures?!
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
How would they react if they were introduced to Ben Dover or Seymour Hiney?
RACerri32 over 9 years ago
He may have made the faceless ones giggle, but he made me LOL!
Malcolm Hall over 9 years ago
Are psychologists allowed to have loungers in their office? I thought that was a psychiatrist gag.
unca jim over 9 years ago
@Justjoking; “macadamia”The study of a brand of Apple Computers, as I understand it… Oh, wait..don’t hit the subm
KEA over 9 years ago
Reminds me of the “pixies” that irritate Mrs. Bullock after a hard night out. What Rat needs is some of Godfrey’s “Pixie Remover”
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 9 years ago
Rat needs a girlfriend (or two)
Number Three over 9 years ago
They’re not the only ones who are giggling… No, I’m not either… I meant other readers.
(Hee Hee)
xxx
mintmusic over 9 years ago
thats cute
NErDysprosium about 5 years ago
Theres 6 in panels 1 and 3, and 7 in panel 2.
Rat (Pearls Before Swine) about 1 year ago
I have to get these “faceless people” out of my head right now