Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 10, 2014

If your clothes seem to be shrinking, doesn’t that mean you’re putting on weight?

Colorado trip, Washington? Munchies??

The extra chin’s a nice touch.

Shrinking clothes or expanding person?

No problem it probably from all the hot air he was unable to release since he has not been around to expound on any conspiracy theory.

If the clothes become too short (like his jacket) it’s probably the cleaners. If the clothes become too tight (like his jacket) it’s probably his weight. In this case, 6 inches of one, a half dozen pounds of the other.

does that bar stool, make my butt look big?

So I guess Bob is also not very fitting; but what is his complaint?

At 6ft, I go to the Tall and Fat store; I have to get shirts that are not only wide enough, but long enough to reach over my belly. Plus side: I don’t care about belts or shoe styles, since I can’t see either.

I know the feeling!

Odd News Item of the Week: Arrest of Large Man in Bar Who Panicked Customers by Denouncing a Conspiracy of Self-Emptying Snack Bowls….

I simply refer to the problem by saying that I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers!

The Master is Missy now

The stupid cleaners shrank my clothes, or, the stupid cleaners have shrunk my clothes, but Bob’s grammar is as bad as his tailor.

Bob, this isn’t court. You can’t ignore the facts and expect to get off scot-free this time.

did the cleaners sneak into the bar and shrink the barstool? :))))