Monty by Jim Meddick for November 22, 2014
Transcript:
Please, sir, could you repeat the scenario just one more time... Very well, Jarvis... I'm on the turkey shoot... I run out of ammo... And I'm cut off from the rest of the hunting party. So now it's just me and the bird... Mano a pajaro. Only my wits and skill to rely on... The turkey passes directly under my tree stand and... Ee yahhh! Sir... I believe one of your throwing stars is poking my earlobe...
Mr Nobody about 10 years ago
I do believe that Jarvis’ reaction in panel #3 is the closest we’ve ever seen him to losing his sangfroid.
Barker62 about 10 years ago
What’s the legal term for whacking your employer’s brat? Justifiable manslaughter? LOL!
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Really, Jarvis, I’m sure any judge would be sympathetic to your tale of how you fought off a sudden attack by a black [or very dark green]-clad masked ninja, using one of its own throwing-stars. Justifiable homicide. You had absolutely no idea, scout’s honor, that it was in fact Young Master, who had shed his hunting attire….
aerilim about 10 years ago
Love the mano a pajaro (bird) reference LOL!
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
just get your fat ass off my head!…sir
PettyMower about 10 years ago
That’s NO throwing star, Jarvis!!!
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
huh?
yangeldf about 10 years ago
Oh I would LOVE to see this guy fight a wild turkey bare handed