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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 07, 2014
Transcript:
Man texting: Hi honey. Hi...what's up? Everything ok? Yes. All is fine here. Ok, good. I was worried it might be an emergency. No worries. Just want to spend a little time texting with you. Ah. I see. See what? You want to look like you're too involved in a conversation to notice Rufus doing his business. Woman: You know you're not fooling anyone, right, Jackwagon?! Man texting: Ok, gotta run now. Literally, I assume. Sign reads: PLEASE PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG
Argythree over 10 years ago
Ok, I get why the irresponsible dog owner is happy to avoid âpatrol dutyâ, but why is the dog so happy?
Dtroutma over 10 years ago
^You obviously donât have a dog that takes in much pride in himself as mine does.
keenanthelibrarian over 10 years ago
I think the gentleman just wanted to have a sweet conversation (albeit by texting) with his wife. Canât see what all the fuss is about.
Gigantor over 10 years ago
Between full-strength dog urine causing nitrogen burns and the digging, not much live grass left in âdog-friendlyâ parks either.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 10 years ago
Re last panel: who besides me encountered the word âjackwagonâ for the first time in that GEICO commercial?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
âDang,â said the guy I once caught letting his dog plant a loaf on my lawn, âI forgot to bring any bags.âYou should have seen him scoot when I offered to get him one.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
pick it up in the little plastic bag, and then heave it into the bushes, or your neighbors yard, that way it lasts longe?r
DBjorn over 10 years ago
Heh. I encountered âjackwagonâ back in 1983 while vacationing the Marine Corps Recruit Depot-San Diego.
Okay, so it really wasnât much of a vacation, but, it was highly educational. Learned lots of phrases and words which I canât use in forum. heh
usafmsgt over 10 years ago
Put it in the grill of their car. But, then you wonât have any neighbors to talk to. A win/win.
dabugger over 10 years ago
dog one silly
sarah413 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Party poppers ruin it for everyone.
ladylagomorph76 over 10 years ago
What I donât understand is dog owners who pick up the poop in neat little plastic bags ( while the state is slowly making us buy reusable grocery bags) then they leave neatly tied off black plastic bags of dog poop either on the ground where it would have been absorbed, or they set it on a rock, or tie it on a fence! Seriously!? Whatâs that about? A hold over from disposable diaper duty?
susan.e.a.c over 10 years ago
Iâd say close to 80% of dog owners donât pick up poop around here.
bugaboo27 over 10 years ago
I go to dog parks regularly and have seen âthisâ person a million times. They turn away and pretend they donât see their dog pooing so they wonât have to pick it up. I know we all sometimes legitimately miss sometimes (itâs a BIG park), but to deliberately ignore it is just rude. Luckily, there are some âpoop fairiesâ at this park who pick up extra all the time to keep it clean! :)
Kveldulf over 10 years ago
True Story â.Thirty years ago I lived in a small tourist town and decided to learn to ride horseback. One afternoon the trainer and I were out riding and decided to follow the pedestrian path along the Niagara River. At the point where we were to begin, a ranger came up to us and told us we could not ride there because the park rangers hated shoveling up after horses. .He then turned around and walked back to his truck. Tony, my horse, waited until he was halfway there and let go a good twenty pounds..We took off at a gallop, laughing the whole way.
Jaroca2 over 10 years ago
To argythree and others too dense to understand a basicâŠ. the dog is happy and running about because it found RELIEFâŠ. it felt GOOD to dump
Pure and simple, no hidden meaningsIt is an animal
Sheesh,
Kveldulf over 10 years ago
Oops â the horseâs name was Toby, not Tony. Sorry old fella. You were a real character and I miss you.
Thehag over 10 years ago
So irritating it is not hard to carry a couple of plastic bags! I have for years and there are biodegradable bags available if you can afford them. Those irresponsible, entitled, childish idiots who donât clean up after their dogs give all other dog people a bad reputation.
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
To Jim, Sparkle and the others who understand dogsâŠagreed; that feeling of relief is one where we can really meet our dogs. Weâve had three new ones move in next door, all males from what I can tell. Weâre working out the shouting matches between theirân and ourân. But in the meantime, one of ours, the one who knows no fear, has taken to a cocky, strutting establishing of territory (on his side of the fence, of course) by an EXTREMELY vigorous kicking up of dirt/grass/snow/etc., for âcoveringâ his poop whenever he knows theyâre around. (I say âcoveringâ because what he kicks up is nowhere near what he is ostensibly trying to cover.) Heâs a riot to watchâŠâHA! Take that, you intrusive, poor-excuse-for-poopers, you! HA!â
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good one, Wiley. I LOVE the expression on the dogâs face in the second-to-last panel. We should all learn to rejoice inâŠummâŠthe little things like dogs do.
JanLC over 10 years ago
My friend and I were walking her dogs last week when we watched a dog do his âbusinessâ next to the sidewalk, then she just walked away. As she drew near to us, I offered her one of our empty bags and she just shrugged it off as âa little liquid, not worth stooping over forâ.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Such a nice, bouncy, well fed dog. Happy pup. Cute.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
âItâs not the dog âloavesâ ⊠itâs the fast food wrappers.â-ââââââââââââ-My unscientific observations of roadside litter leads me to believe that consumers of the output of Micky Dâs and the manufacturers of lite beers are the majority are the majority offenders.