Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 27, 2014

Nothing ‘natural’ about roadkill…

Wouldn’t those be RUNovers?

Benny, you have to remember, it’s Location, Location, Location. Try Seligman, AZ.

He’s not exactly doing a land office business…. Seeking hisniche, he should look elsewhere.

And it’s gluten-free!

If I’m with someone & spot roadkill, I always yell “Lunch”. A few of them get really sickened by that.Saw a few dead deer in LaPorte County Indiana a couple of weeks ago.Some states let you take home any deer you kill with a car, if the car is still drivable.

Stephen King referred to roadkill as “Frisbee rabbits.”

Hey, it’s organic….I do have a question: Why do raccoons sleep so close to the road? At least I think they’re sleeping…..

Some years ago there was a Chinese take-out not far from where I worked that was shut down by the board of health when someone saw them dragging a deer off the road into the back door. When the BoH arrived, they had it hanging from pipes in the kitchen with offal all over the floor as they butchered it. The special that day was Peking Buck.

bones are already broken, eat hearty me chaps.

Happy Thanksgiving!!! :-)

I suspect Wiley gone vegan. Maybe it’s a new girlfriend. An arc on eating right then mentioning roadkill on Thanksgiving day. Please don’t be like that obnoxious commentator on Grand Avenue. Everyone gets together to have a good time and there’s always a few that seem determine to ruin it. .May you and everyone have a happy Thanksgiving and a great day off.

A friend of mine used to take roadkill squirrels home and reheat for his snakes! Reduse, Reuse, Recycle!!

I love the parking meters…

Anything inthe rodent family (squirells, rabbits, etc) is flat rat. They make great taco shells or wraps.

Bilan, are you referring to “The Roadkill Café” in Seligman, Arizona?

Salty flavor; it lasts…..

Presentation is the key to any dish.

Turkey leftovers are the only reason to cook it…..sandwiches, salad, soup and almost anything else…….YUM!!!

Be sure to mark it up 300% because it’s “All Natural”

The National Roadkill Cookoff Competion is in Marington WV. We went to see it, but there were 10,000 people inthis tiny town. So we just drove through.

Itty bitty birdy butts. (Mutilated can’t be right.)Mutilated monkey meat (stops singing, starts trying to remember).

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,Mutilated monkey nuts (“Monkey nuts” are the seed from a type of tree).Itty bitty birdy buttsSomething grosssomething really disgusting for IIRC it was two verses at four lines each, with the forgotten spoon bit as the chorus.And I forgot my spoon.Please pass the salt.