Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 27, 2014

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    Argythree  almost 10 years ago

    Nothing ‘natural’ about roadkill…

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    Dtroutma  almost 10 years ago

    Wouldn’t those be RUNovers?

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    Bilan  almost 10 years ago

    Benny, you have to remember, it’s Location, Location, Location. Try Seligman, AZ.

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    watmiwori  almost 10 years ago

    He’s not exactly doing a land office business…. Seeking hisniche, he should look elsewhere.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 10 years ago

    And it’s gluten-free!

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    strictures  almost 10 years ago

    If I’m with someone & spot roadkill, I always yell “Lunch”. A few of them get really sickened by that.Saw a few dead deer in LaPorte County Indiana a couple of weeks ago.Some states let you take home any deer you kill with a car, if the car is still drivable.

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    tripplett314  almost 10 years ago

    Stephen King referred to roadkill as “Frisbee rabbits.”

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    Hey, it’s organic….I do have a question: Why do raccoons sleep so close to the road? At least I think they’re sleeping…..

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    Plumbob Wilson  almost 10 years ago

    Some years ago there was a Chinese take-out not far from where I worked that was shut down by the board of health when someone saw them dragging a deer off the road into the back door. When the BoH arrived, they had it hanging from pipes in the kitchen with offal all over the floor as they butchered it. The special that day was Peking Buck.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago

    bones are already broken, eat hearty me chaps.

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 10 years ago

    Happy Thanksgiving!!! :-)

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 10 years ago

    I suspect Wiley gone vegan. Maybe it’s a new girlfriend. An arc on eating right then mentioning roadkill on Thanksgiving day. Please don’t be like that obnoxious commentator on Grand Avenue. Everyone gets together to have a good time and there’s always a few that seem determine to ruin it. .May you and everyone have a happy Thanksgiving and a great day off.

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    dr_dolittle_rwc  almost 10 years ago

    A friend of mine used to take roadkill squirrels home and reheat for his snakes! Reduse, Reuse, Recycle!!

    I love the parking meters…

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    joegee  almost 10 years ago

    Anything inthe rodent family (squirells, rabbits, etc) is flat rat. They make great taco shells or wraps.

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    SunflowerGirl100  almost 10 years ago

    Bilan, are you referring to “The Roadkill Café” in Seligman, Arizona?

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    dabugger  almost 10 years ago

    Salty flavor; it lasts…..

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    jdkingbear  almost 10 years ago

    Presentation is the key to any dish.

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    jahoody  almost 10 years ago

    Turkey leftovers are the only reason to cook it…..sandwiches, salad, soup and almost anything else…….YUM!!!

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    Ren Rodee  almost 10 years ago

    Be sure to mark it up 300% because it’s “All Natural”

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    Wiley creator almost 10 years ago

    I know, right? Deciding to be healthy and not eat meat in this country is seen in the same light as renouncing your citizenship.

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    Bargrove  almost 10 years ago

    The National Roadkill Cookoff Competion is in Marington WV. We went to see it, but there were 10,000 people inthis tiny town. So we just drove through.

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    tired-one  almost 10 years ago

    Itty bitty birdy butts. (Mutilated can’t be right.)Mutilated monkey meat (stops singing, starts trying to remember).

    Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,Mutilated monkey nuts (“Monkey nuts” are the seed from a type of tree).Itty bitty birdy buttsSomething grosssomething really disgusting for IIRC it was two verses at four lines each, with the forgotten spoon bit as the chorus.And I forgot my spoon.Please pass the salt.

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