Pickles by Brian Crane for November 26, 2014

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 10 years ago

    Somewhere between the naysayers and the promoters is reality.

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    paha_siga  almost 10 years ago

    My car clock is about 1 hour 5 minutes fast. It is really a bother to turn it back, so I don’t bother. Oh and that 1 hour magically disappears in the spring anyway.

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    puddymom  almost 10 years ago

    I pretty much quit wearing watches. I’m learning to run on Indian time. Less stressful.

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    dadoctah  almost 10 years ago

    Or you can just call 1-303-499-7111. If you have a shortwave radio it’s even easier.

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    artybee  almost 10 years ago

    My mother couldn’t wear a watch with any metal without it stopping. It was suggested it had something to do with magnetism.

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    ladykat  almost 10 years ago

    Why?

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    J Short  almost 10 years ago

    With a clock in sight everywhere you turn; I gave them up. I see three clocks from where I currently sit.

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    Jeff0811  almost 10 years ago

    At their time in life, why wear a watch to begin with? I would imagine time is much less of a concern after retirement. It’s not like you put 1. 9.00, McDonalds…2. 9.45, park…3.10.30, call home, see if the old bat is up yet, etc…

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    leester39 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Since the invention of the cell phone, I don’t even own a watch any more.

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    susanwobb  almost 10 years ago

    I wear two watches also. One runs and the other doesn’t. The stopped one is right twice a day. That’s why I wear the other one — so I can tell when the stopped one is right.

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    MrBlowhard2u  almost 10 years ago

    When I was in middle school a class mate wore two watches. He had noticed that the school clocks were all three minutes different than “outside” time. When someone asked, “What time is it?” He would ask, “Inside or outside?”

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    Oh you can never have too many watches or clocks!

    xxx

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    RobinHood2013  almost 10 years ago

    This reminds me of a funny Three Stooges gag…

    Moe: “Hey, porcupine! What time is it?”(Larry rolls up his sleeve, revealing three watches)Larry: “Why, it’s, uh…”Moe: “What’s the idea of the three watches?”Larry: "Well — " (points to the first watch) “This one runs ten minutes fast every two hours.” (points to the third watch) “This one runs twenty minutes slow every four hours.” (points to the second watch) “The one in the middle is broken. It stopped at two o’clock.”Moe: “So what time is it now?”(Larry pulls a fourth watch out of his pocket)Larry: “Why, it’s 3:15! Simple, ain’t it?”Moe: “Yeah, and so are you!”(Moe grabs Larry’s nose with his left fist and punches it with his right)

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 10 years ago

    Allergic to metal?Part werewolf? Maybe silver is just the best-known werewolf allergen.

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