Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 11, 2014

That thing did more damage than a small meteor impact !

I like fruitcake! There, I said it.

Bombs awayyyyyyy!!!!!

Ferguson police want one.

I like Good Fruitcake. (moist).

2old. Me too, but the brandy soak helps.

I love my own fruitcake but as far as I know, the fruitcake in my country is different from what I always see Americans portray as fruitcake. My raisins and currants have been soaking for a year so I’m baking this weekend, lol.

OUCH!

the prototype demonstration of a new bombing campaign over (fill in name of country we are now bombing)

Actually, this is very accurate, given it was a 4 lb. fruitcake dropped at 8,000 ft high..

What is the terminal velocity of fruitcake?

Yes, a am aware of the obvious joke: zero after it hits the ground.

..and they dropped it on a funny farm

The hard-as-concrete fruitcake jokes never get old.