Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 09, 2014

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    kdizzle  almost 10 years ago

    I guess you could call T.J. Stowe the pope’s nose, what part of the peacock is that again?Tru sacrifices his shoulder for the team victory, never to play again – and a valuable lesson is learned by all.

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    chiphilton  almost 10 years ago

    It was his right shoulder that got hurt the other day, and he’s blocking with his left shoulder now, so it shouldn’t be an issue. But how the hell did True get there in time to make the block? After the handoff, he’s supposed to keep drifting the opposite way that Jarrod is going.

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    johnrussco  almost 10 years ago
    hurt Shoulder first? ouch!
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    WoodyTB  almost 10 years ago

    Once the debris clears from ELS (Exploding Linebacker Syndrome), J-Rod is going to check Tru(e)’s prostate.

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    tedybgame  almost 10 years ago

    Remember the Titans? Sunshine Ronny Bass hands off to Rev, the QB he replaced during the season and lead blocks for him on the game winning play

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    Mr Reality  almost 10 years ago

    In all reality , J Rod stops short of the goal line and waits for True to get up and in a show of sportsmanship hands True the ball so he can score the winning touchdown .

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    miffedmax  almost 10 years ago

    In Hollywood news, is Marty Moon related to Sailor Moon, and if so, who will play him in the upcoming film?

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    bearwku82  almost 10 years ago

    I agree with Chip. Unrealistic that True could hand off, then rush to make a critical block for J. Hale. What’s missing in P3 is the Batman like OOOFF! from T.J..

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    chujusmith  almost 10 years ago

    We’re Gonna Win!!!

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    Nuklhd  almost 10 years ago

    Well – True is obviously the better player if he can outrun Hale to make the block. Hale must be as slow as Marino.

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    tcar-1  almost 10 years ago

    Ont the debate about ‘private schools’ and ‘public’. Charlotte Catholic High is playing this Friday for the NC 4A (or maybe 4AA) state title. I’m not sure exactly how it works but there is also a ‘private school’ playoff and champion where most of those schools play each other.We used to play Catholic (2A back then) when we were in school and the rumor was they had older players, recruited etc. way back then.

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    TootsieBelle Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    The REAL (very much real!) Pius XI high in Milwaukee, where I went to school years ago, now plays in the Woodland conference where all the other teams are public schools. Thus should end the public vs private debate. The boys’ teams are the Popes, the girls’, the awesomely named Lady Popes…what I want to know is, how is the strip writer connected to Pius? This CAN’T be random.

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    Mopman  almost 10 years ago

    Good call everyone on the ridiculousness of Tru(e) leading the blocking after the way he handed it off. Where the hell are the Troys, they should be leading the way! Did the whole offensive line not know what the play was?Today we found out the nickname of the opponent. The Pius Popes? Boo.Wednesday is the touchdown and celebration.Thursday Tru(e) gets an MRI on both shoulders.Friday he learns his college career is over before it starts.Saturday following the team awards presentation in the showers we get the awkward transition to basketball.And for all of these days we get the awkward revisions by Mopped Up Thorp.

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    gzitver  almost 10 years ago

    I think True didn’t have any choice about the block. It looks like Jarrod picked him up by the seat of his pants and shoved him into the opposing player.

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    twainreader  almost 10 years ago

    Epic Swoleness": Please don’t go there, he wants to coach fencing, where the boys stretch out in a lunge and are used to being “poked”, en guard

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    Sign Man  almost 10 years ago

    FREE BITSY!!!!

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    jslabotnik  almost 10 years ago

    The aliens have been watching Milford so long they couldn’t stand to see Milford lose the state championship. They created a warp in the space time continuum allowing Tru to make the block

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    JerryPulver  almost 10 years ago

    Exploding Mitre Syndrome in MUT!

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    pvettel  almost 10 years ago

    Let me know how the play ends; I’ll be out of town on Saturday.

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    Mopman  almost 10 years ago

    Speaking of Bitsy, whatever happened to CoachKaz (was that his handle)? He used to post every day and then disappeared. I remember noticing him missing months ago and don’t think I’ve seen him since. There’s no way to search on member names, is there?

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    gregl1hi  almost 10 years ago

    There’s been occasional talk of putting a “multiplier” of some sort on the private schools in Nebraska to move them up a class in competition, but it hasn’t happened yet. I Nebraska’s largest class (Class A) it wouldn’t do much good, as Creighton Prep finished first in Coross Country and Tennis and 2nd in Football (Lost to an awesome Omaha North team) during the fall sports season.

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 10 years ago

    We’ll see the Lady Popes when Mimi takes the Milfs to the finals. Or when hell and The Vatican freeze over.

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