Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 29, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Look at this big ad for truck mudflaps. What's a mudflap? Goat: These rubber squares that protect others from the harmful debris the truck stirs up as it travels. Pig: Can we put some on my mother? Goat: No. Pig: Her Christmas visits are very painful.
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Just how do you put a mudflap on someone?
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
Not to nitpick, but Pig already knows what a mudflap is; he once tried to create a porcine version of the Mudflap Girl.
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Mother truckers.Trother Muckers.Don’t let mother muckers muck you.
cdward almost 10 years ago
Would it be a Mudder flap?
DangerBunny almost 10 years ago
This may be the first time he had a setup like this without a pun payoff. I feel so unfulfilled.
oldschool434 almost 10 years ago
looks like SOMEONE didn’t get what they wanted for Christmas!
wiselad almost 10 years ago
here pig, you need this https://slm-assets0.secondlife.com/assets/629963/lightbox/208af77bca19295be8054176940d235c.jpg?1277086658
bornfree99 almost 10 years ago
seal shut the hole where all the debris will usually get kicked out from.. mainly the mouth..
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
JB10000Lakes almost 10 years ago
Spinal Tap, “Big Bottom”
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’That’s what I saidThe looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksandOr so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedoI’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottomTalk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ’emBig bottom drive me out of my mindHow could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, ’twas my lucky bun dayYou know what I meanI love her each weekday, each velvety cheek dayYou know what I mean
My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sightsBig game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottomTalk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ’emBig bottom drive me out of my mindHow could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedoI’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottomTalk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ’emBig bottom drive me out of my mindHow could I leave this behind?
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Pig’s mom would not like to be mud-flapped by her little boy. I bet she’d fry his bacon!
Number Three almost 10 years ago
If Rat were there… He would definitely have something to say!
He never keeps his trap shut in situations like these,
xxx
codedaddy almost 10 years ago
Apparently I am the only reader flumoxed by this installment. Would someone please explain what mudflaps have to do with painful Christmas visits and why mother needs protection from debris?