Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 29, 2014

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 10 years ago

    Just how do you put a mudflap on someone?

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    Not to nitpick, but Pig already knows what a mudflap is; he once tried to create a porcine version of the Mudflap Girl.

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    Ida No  almost 10 years ago

    Mother truckers.Trother Muckers.Don’t let mother muckers muck you.

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    cdward  almost 10 years ago

    Would it be a Mudder flap?

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    DangerBunny  almost 10 years ago

    This may be the first time he had a setup like this without a pun payoff. I feel so unfulfilled.

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    oldschool434  almost 10 years ago

    looks like SOMEONE didn’t get what they wanted for Christmas!

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    wiselad  almost 10 years ago

    here pig, you need this https://slm-assets0.secondlife.com/assets/629963/lightbox/208af77bca19295be8054176940d235c.jpg?1277086658

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    bornfree99  almost 10 years ago

    seal shut the hole where all the debris will usually get kicked out from.. mainly the mouth..

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago
    She’s just a messy women…some are!?
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    JB10000Lakes  almost 10 years ago

    Spinal Tap, “Big Bottom”

    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’That’s what I saidThe looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksandOr so I have read

    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedoI’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

    Big bottom, big bottomTalk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ’emBig bottom drive me out of my mindHow could I leave this behind?

    I met her on Monday, ’twas my lucky bun dayYou know what I meanI love her each weekday, each velvety cheek dayYou know what I mean

    My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sightsBig game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

    Big bottom, big bottomTalk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ’emBig bottom drive me out of my mindHow could I leave this behind?

    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedoI’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

    Big bottom, big bottomTalk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ’emBig bottom drive me out of my mindHow could I leave this behind?

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    Pig’s mom would not like to be mud-flapped by her little boy. I bet she’d fry his bacon!

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    If Rat were there… He would definitely have something to say!

    He never keeps his trap shut in situations like these,

    xxx

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    codedaddy  almost 10 years ago

    Apparently I am the only reader flumoxed by this installment. Would someone please explain what mudflaps have to do with painful Christmas visits and why mother needs protection from debris?

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