Herman by Jim Unger for January 12, 2015

Always prepare for the worst.Sharks or Charlie juicers.

You need to lose that spare tire.

Reminds me when my brother was skiing in Colorado with a friend. They went down the back of the mountain in deep powder. His friend hit a dead tree that was lying horizontal. He hit the tree about knee height; causing him to slam down face first with head buried beneath the snow and his skis up in the air. My brother said his first instinct was to pull out his camera and take some pictures.

I don’t ever have my car keys in my bathing trunks.

Dropped my car keys into 20 or 25 feet of Lake Michigan water getting off a boat.

Looks like that might be the better option. She is not exactly a looker

I think she was just making fin of him.

Charles Adams cartoon from 60s. Middle aged woman running down the beach, arms reached upward. She is entirely within the shadow of a giant bird, yelling “drop the keys, drop the keys.”

When we first moved into our house, we had a lot of trees to remove, so my wife gave me a chain saw for Christmas. The first time I used it, I came in for a break. On the table was the phone so she could call 911 and my belt. “It makes a good tourniquet,” said she.

I’m glad she had that much faith in me.

I had to look twice to see he had a innertube around him..I was wondering..why does he carry a salami around at the beach?

I guess she’s rooting for the something.

- don’t come running to me if you break your legs. or drown. get eaten by a shark. get chased up a tree by a grizzly. Or an elephant in Thailand decides it doesn’t like your car and sits on it.