For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for February 09, 2015

Mr. Patterson, meet doghouse. Doghouse, meet Mr. Patterson.;-D

Farley won’t do his laundry, cook his meals, or clean up the messes he makes. If all he wants out of life is someone to wag a tail at him, he should have just stayed single and adopted a dog…

-lock your wife and your dog in the cellar for 4 or 5 hours-And be sure to act real surprised when the police come to arrest you for false imprisonment of a human.-But you would probably contend that the only one treated inhumanely was the dog…

At least John knows that he said something wrong. He’s a few steps ahead of Rick in Doonesbury today.

On the one hand, that’s pretty darn sexist. On the other hand, Elly hit him some time ago and he’s never hit HER, so she can’t complain about sexism without being a huge hypocrite.

Oh John you are asking for it. Better pack your things and go sleep with Ted tonight. Hell just froze over. John was better off being married to Ted.

Good thing John is a dentist.He’s sure no rocket scientist.

Here you go again, John. Open mouth, insert foot!

What John said about training women is what every man would agree with. And he is right, he really needs to rephrase what he said.

-Maybe he should find out why he has gone through so many assistants- He has gone through many assistants for the same reason that his marriage will end. His attitude toward women is the same as yours appears to be, that women in his life are beings who exist to serve him, and have no other purpose.

Right on El !!!!

If you did that to me you’d get more than a “glad to see you” response. Interesting how you can easily compare your wife and your dog. She must appreciate that.

Maybe they’re tired of his antediluvian attitude about women.

Oh, I get it! Because Elly is a “dropout” she must be an idiot. Get a life USN1977! husband may not be a dropout, but he could sure use some interpersonal schooling!

At least she didn’t throw the mug at his head as she has done in the past.

“Perhaps”, nothing. Yes, you should, Mr. Open-mouth-insert-foot.

You speak with some authority. When did you do this and are you still married?

Gosh John, yeah you better rephrase that. Duh!

Gee, John, YA THINK?

Rebel Strike: Amen. And that is what you attacked Obama for saying! Hypocrisy also knows no bounds. And my seminary was Perkins, back when SMU was more noted for football than scholarship – except for law and theology both of which were tops in the country. Obviously I didn’t drink the KoolAid because I am still around to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

If the coffee was really hot, it should have been dumped in his lap.