Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 10, 2015

Now where is he supposed to relax with his Krups coffee and biscotti?

Just tell the nearest NCO you want this chair in that room, he’ll shout “make a hole” and it’ll be done.

“But it HAS to! I’m the Chairman!”

If the office will not bend to my will, it must be destroyed.

Chair and chair alike…..Yeah, OK, I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean either…..

I know a way to get it in that doesn’t involve destruction, but I’m not telling.

One must have a proper chair, if one is to be a galactic menace. You need one that can rotate while you point dramatically and say, “Onward, to destiny.” Or, “Prepare the planet buster.” Or, “Can we get some cat videos while we’re in hyperspace?” .(A built-in cup holder is nice, too.)

His first charitable act.

The line from Shakespeare is “Once more unto the breach…”, not into.

Y’know, if the unseen trooper holding the chair would get his arm out of the way, maybe it would fit through the door.

I love the line from “Galaxy Quest” added to the quote from Shakespeare.

Now who goes and designs a Death Moon without measuring the furniture first?