Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 11, 2015
Transcript:
Zebra: Hey, Dad, did you get the Ken Burns 'Civil War' D.V.D. I sent you for your birthday? Zebra Dad: Yeah. What do I do with it? Zebra: You put it in the D.V.D. player I got you. Zebra Dad: Where? Zebra: In the little tray. Zebra Dad: What tray? Zebra: The little tray in the D.V.D. player. Zebra Dad: Which one's the D.V.D. player? Zebra: On top of the t.v. set. Zebra Dad: Okay... Okay... Gimme a @#$@ minute, will ya?... ...there...okay....Got it in. And now I'm watching some explosion. Zebra: Good. You're watching 'The Civil War'? Zebra Dad: No, no. The T.V. exploded. Zebra: Never buy your parent anything invented in the last 30 years.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
This could solve your problem with the crocs, Zebra — just get them some DVD players, and watch the fireworks.
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
I too grew up in the days of VHS. I kind of miss ’em even though I own a few VHSs but no VCR.
Opus Croakus almost 10 years ago
Actually my 74-year-old father has an iPhone 6 (although he doesn’t use it for 95% of what it can do) and I’m still rockin’ the dumb-phone with a slide-out keyboard.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
DVD players have been around for over 15 years. what century does Zebra’s dad live in?
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
I bought a player that Plays VCRs, Bluray DVDs, and regula DVDs, and CDs… I didn’t want to part with my collections.
Kaputnik almost 10 years ago
My mother is 90, and she has no trouble with DVD players. Well, not a lot of trouble. Well, she can use the simple one I got her that’s built into a TV.Now computers, forget about it.
mbzylnf2 almost 10 years ago
OK, who didn’t see that coming?
tony57 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
What’s a DVD? Is it an App?
hariseldon59 almost 10 years ago
Nothing ever changes. When VCRs came out there were plenty of people who couldn’t program them (or set the clock).
garcoa almost 10 years ago
Getting a walk outside is so much better for you.
SallyLin almost 10 years ago
My dad is 90 and is the tech-iest member of the family, including the younguns.
azktryg almost 10 years ago
MANY years ago the family business installed one of those new fangled FAX machines. My father once asked me to FAX a sample to a customer. (“Dad, it’s not a Start Trek transporter”). Now I get grief from my kids over smart phone/tablet usage.
A_NY_Outlaw almost 10 years ago
sadly, I’m becoming this bad with technology….
corzak almost 10 years ago
For Ken Burns “The Civil War”, I recommend Episode 4-Simply Murder (1863).
KEA almost 10 years ago
more ageist propaganda – tech stupidity has very little to do with age.
johngregor Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It’s good to know that somewhere in the world it’s still 12:00- blinking on and off and on and off and on…
Guilty Bystander almost 10 years ago
I don’t think I can come up with anything that’ll top that one. Two thumbs up. Well, one thumb up…the other’s holding the fast-forward button on my 8-track player down.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
I love this! Perfect.
xxx
Gokie5 almost 10 years ago
I’m sending a copy of this strip to my daughters – I’ll email it. I can do that much! (But not much else.)
pearlsarefuzzy almost 10 years ago
In the late 90s, I bought my mom and dad a VCR. They only used it for the remote, because their television set was old and didn’t have a remote. I don’t believe they ever watched a movie or anything else on it. My mom was just so tickled that she could change the channel without getting up from her chair.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 10 years ago
goat?
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
Zebra! You’re back!
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
I miss VHS’…
K M almost 10 years ago
Can’t do that if I wanted to, since my parents died more than 30 years ago.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
I’m back from a little trip. It’s true. I’m old. I don’t understand anything anymore…..
barister almost 10 years ago
Guilty!! You should hear me and my daughter re: Instagram and Skype. LOL, LOL
jnnydnti almost 10 years ago
Send Dad the crocs next time.
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Hey, the TV did his dad a huge favor, that documentary sucks.