Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 28, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "Everything is so darn hard!" Calvin: "I wish I could just take a pill to be perfect and I wish I could just push a button to have anything I want" Hobbes: "The American dream lives on" Calvin: "Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!"
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
At the rate you’re going, you will deserve being sent off to military school in a few years.
coomback almost 10 years ago
?!?
BlazerAth almost 10 years ago
Well, with 3D printers you can have a number of things with a push of a button.
bluram almost 10 years ago
No comment… if you get my jest.
rentier almost 10 years ago
We couldn’t live any more, we all don’t deserve it, we are not perfect, it’s hopeless, we can only hope, someone is kind with us!!
Linda1259 almost 10 years ago
Oh, good grief, you guys, it is only a cartoon, for crying out loud! I feel like flagging all of you! Go to the editorial strips where your comments belong. Darn it!
jrankin1959 almost 10 years ago
Hitting the “Jetsons” re-runs a little hard, are we?
Caldonia almost 10 years ago
Bla bla bla why can’t kids be more like old people. It’s as if Hobbes reads Pluggers!
mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago
@exoticdoc2: Calvin and Hobbes = laughs, humor, pleasure. Get your blood pressure raised at dittoheads.com or such
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
For those who come here to enjoy Calvin and Hobbes, here is another one:Click here (or stretch image): Calvin and Hobbes (March 13, 1992)
moderateisntleft almost 10 years ago
is your’s buried in 1943?
Say What? Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Some people seem to prefer the quick and easy answers, and get annoyed when effort is required to reach a goal. I can understand this reaction from children like Calvin and that’s what makes it funny. I would hope adults realize this humor.
TMMILLER Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lieEverything you think, do and sayIs in the pill you took today
In the year 4545You ain’t gonna need your teeth, won’t need your eyesYou won’t find a thing to chewNobody’s gonna look at you
In the year 5555Your arms hangin’ limp at your sidesYour legs got nothin’ to doSome machine’s doin’ that for you
*Zager and Evans
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 10 years ago
Since everybody is offending others this morning, let’s try offending people across the pond: Calvin – you need to be reborn as royalty. May not be exactly what you’re looking for, but closer than where you’re at right now.
Karaboo2 almost 10 years ago
Check your attitude Calvin. Pills and buttons can get you into lots of trouble. Not worth it.
Wiseguy411 almost 10 years ago
Remember the last Republican Presidency ? Personally, I’m trying to forget it.
dflak almost 10 years ago
Take it from me. It’s not easy being perfect.
sammy262 almost 10 years ago
What? Me worried ? almost 10 years ago
I agreed with your reply to exoticdoc2 until you just had to spout your own political slant/bias !
Night MHO is that if you comdem political BS on this toon, you should comdem all including your own !
Guilty Bystander almost 10 years ago
I don’t think this was a “political” strip when Watterson drew it. What kid hasn’t wished they could clean their room or do their homework by waving a magic wand? It’s not a liberal or conservative thing…it’s a kid thing.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Another one of those “If Only” moments.
xxx
1148559 almost 10 years ago
“Word to the wise – it doesn’t matter. They’re all crooks.”Exactly! Personally, I don’t see all that much difference in the job Obama has done and what happened during the Bush administrations.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
At times, Calvin is extremely outspoken and opinionated. He also has very few friends. This can also apply to adults.
Susie Derkins :D almost 10 years ago
Without work, the world wouldn’t be a better place.
westny77 almost 10 years ago
If you don’t work for it Calvin dude you won’t appreciate it. I had a worker who had jobs handed to her, Her work stunk.I was so happy when she got up and left.
weatherford.joe almost 10 years ago
Dear lord, the comment section has derailed today. So much hate.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
How does a cartoon from 1995 apply to Obama?The fact is, it is the conservatives who are obsessed with Obama and feel the need to attack him even in an apolitical setting such as Calvin & Hobbes.
FishDog93 almost 10 years ago
This would be funny if so many on the left didn’t actually feel this way.
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
Calvin certainly sounds like a republican to me here.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Mark Twain’s view of golf could apply to today’s thread:A funny strip ruined.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
And the joyless trolls keep coming.
ArnieDorfman almost 10 years ago
Obama! Obama! I have nothing to say but Obama!
ArnieDorfman almost 10 years ago
The space shuttle blew up…..that damned Obama!
francisrossi almost 10 years ago
Take your soapbox to a political cartoon.