Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 21, 2015

You know you’re really married when…

A bargain is a bargain.

Been with my hubby for over 27 years and would rather take his invite in such cases and let the dishes sort itself out, LOL…

I do hope it IS an exchange……

she wouldn’t be Janis if she weren’t Janis

Let’s face it, life is the art of negotiating.

My hubby and I carpe diemed (heads out of the gutter people) :-) last night and I’m so glad we did. I’m always running around like a chicken with my head cut off taking care of the kids and business and I usually pass out when I get to sit still with him. It was very nice to reconnect.

Carpe Conubium

Why did Janis marry in the first place? All she really needs is a live-in roomate to help with the housework.

My wife’s libido has gone down the rat hole! After the dishes I just caught up on a crossword puzzle.

Why can’t Bumstead do this to Blondie every now and then I ask you?

You know he will not help with the dishes afterwards, he will just fall asleep.

I wouldn’t feel like having sex if the house was never cleaned.A pigsty is not sexy.

This is why we have a dishwasher.

Paper plates anyone?

I thought everyone knew that helping clean up the kitchen (including dishes) is the sexiest thing a man can do. Not sure if it was Erma Bombeck or Dear Abby who said that, but tis t’true!

Lucky guy…..

OMG! How I remember the rear end approach…I knew what was coming…the hug, the sexy cuddle…How I miss that! It didn’t work most of the time but when it did. …(memories!)I LOVE the comments about it here! :-) :-)

sure, she gets to finish the dishes later.

I never turned down an offer to turn off the stove, or turn off the water. Priorities, priorities! Sweet memories.

If Arlo wants her mind to be on him, instead of the dishes in the sink, then it is worth it. It’s not like he was ever going to do anything about them whatever her answer was…