Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 12, 2010
Transcript:
Joe Pyle: I'm gonna go get dressed for my date with Victoria now. Grandma will be over to sit with you, OK, girls? Danae and Kate: ...'kay. Joe: Ummph. Noise: Pop! Ziiing. Joe: Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. Noise: Pop! Ziiing. Joe: OK... Who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!! Danae: My guess is one of the pizza delivery guys, Daddy. Kate: ...Or that creepy Burger King dude.
alviebird almost 15 years ago
And I’ll bet they’re back in style, too.
llong65 almost 15 years ago
spam hitting again
pbarnrob almost 15 years ago
Yet another of the Chinese spammers; if you see a comment by VictoriasSecret (IIRC) that looks (obviously) like spam, just Flag it. Before long, the spammer will get banned. Not that it will stop them from trying again Sigh.
Allison Nunn Premium Member almost 15 years ago
The girls hit it right on. Now to see what Daddy does about it!
CarolinaGirl almost 15 years ago
That burger king dude really IS creepy!!
grinstoya almost 15 years ago
I dieted for a week and all I lost was good eating time!
jsprat almost 15 years ago
HEY!!! all my slacks shrank too! It’s a conspiracy initiated by the Chinese clothing manufacturers, as soon as we all have our pants around or ankles…oh, they’ve already done that.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Last week I told the wife that storing them in the closet all winter was the reason I was giving Goodwill 4 pairs of shorts.
tomtweit almost 15 years ago
It’s our government that has us bent over with our pants around our ankles.
dvoyack almost 15 years ago
My bet is Mayor McCheese.
Potrzebie almost 15 years ago
And so the exercise routine starts. With a nice femme fatale Like Victoria, they may go running together!
Is it running weather up in there yet? Or is mud season still in effect?
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
I believe Joe’s chest has fallen.
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Hello Everyone!
WaitingMan almost 15 years ago
LOL! I’m reading this while having cherry pie and chocolate milk for breakfast.
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
marry Victoria, then you have someone to blame. The true reason fro marriage, after all.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Time to get some exercise there, Joe.
Good morning, Dogsniff!
Destiny23 almost 15 years ago
That’s the danger of wearing stretch pants too long. The non-stretch ones all shrink in storage!
ChazNCenTex almost 15 years ago
Hah I can empathize with this one. I don’t want to, but I can.
And AMEN to the Burger King comment, he is just creepy.
benbrilling almost 15 years ago
Well at least he gets the buttons on to pop off. I can’t even get that far.
Varnes almost 15 years ago
Let’s not rule out the bartender…
halfabug almost 15 years ago
and they want to get rid of ronald mcdonald? granted he is a clown the burger king is much scarier.
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
I’m afraid the Burger King doesn’t do the product justice. He’s a weirdo.
pawpawbear almost 15 years ago
@Justice22—- The condition is known as furniture disease. His chest has fallen into his drawers.
alviebird almost 15 years ago
Did I miss something? What started the ‘spam’ comments? They started after my comment, but there was nothing above me that I noticed.
Mr.Gareth almost 15 years ago
In panel three, Dad must have tried on button front jeans.
He should be careful, he could poke someone’s eye out with those pants.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
Burger King, stay away from my family and out of my nightmares you creepy, creepy dude!
vexatron1984 almost 15 years ago
I think Ronald and the Burger King man are equally scary. Clowns in general are evil after all.
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
vexatron1984 said, 37 minutes ago
I think Ronald and the Burger King man are equally scary. Clowns in general are evil after all.
What’s about Wendy’s? :-)
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
John, you have me laughing and everyone knows I seldom laugh.
zebraswirls almost 15 years ago
Hey should hop over to Garfield, Jon was going though pants like they were out of style… but that’s probably because they were!
pawpawbear almost 15 years ago
Don’t get me started on “dunlap” and “dickiedoo”.
treered almost 15 years ago
how much static electric would he have to generate to lose an inch from around the waste?
trying2keepup almost 15 years ago
I’d be inclined to suspect his buddies Bud(weiser), Sam (Adams) or maybe Johnny (Walker)
pawpawbear almost 15 years ago
Mine was Mr. High Life back in the day. Now it’s that ole hoe, Little Debbie.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Is Victoria doing the laundry already? Or is he just settling down and gaining weight already? Either way, exercise is a great date!!
Was the VS spammer back today – it must have gotten flagged a 1000 times yesterday, to no avail.
DarthSequitur almost 15 years ago
A**hole is back again, earlier today. Can it be that hard to block ALL IP addresses originating in China? They have no legitimate business here anyway.
Joe_Minotaur almost 15 years ago
SPAM ALERT
FLAG ‘EM IF YOU GOT ‘EM