"It wasn't the fall that killed him, Mrs. Dumpty. He was poached by the heat of the sidewalk."
Ohh, Good Lord !
Isn’t this the opening music for Beverly Hills cop?
The Dumptys were a couple of local yolk-als.
…And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men had omelette for breakfast …again.
Don’t fret Mrs Dumpty. He wasn’t all that he was cracked up to be.
Did anyone notice that the nursery rhyme doesn’t actually say that Humpty-Dumpty IS an egg?
Just saying!
But was that the eggsact cause of death.
A “No Poaching” sign might have stopped it.
This might have seemed cleverer in August…?
Eggcellent comments!
His brains were scrambled(Puts on sunglasses)“Yyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhhh” (the theme to csi miami starts playing)
Of course it is because of global warming.
Don’t you mean “ovulity”?
August 21, 2015
KA7DRE Premium Member about 10 years ago
Ohh, Good Lord !
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago
Isn’t this the opening music for Beverly Hills cop?
J Short about 10 years ago
The Dumptys were a couple of local yolk-als.
PICTO about 10 years ago
…And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men had omelette for breakfast …again.
nosirrom about 10 years ago
Don’t fret Mrs Dumpty. He wasn’t all that he was cracked up to be.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN about 10 years ago
Did anyone notice that the nursery rhyme doesn’t actually say that Humpty-Dumpty IS an egg?
Just saying!
joe piglet Premium Member about 10 years ago
But was that the eggsact cause of death.
Dewed about 10 years ago
A “No Poaching” sign might have stopped it.
comixbomix about 10 years ago
This might have seemed cleverer in August…?
Perkycat about 10 years ago
Eggcellent comments!
tazz555 about 10 years ago
His brains were scrambled(Puts on sunglasses)“Yyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhhh” (the theme to csi miami starts playing)
YoungGeezer about 10 years ago
Of course it is because of global warming.
Leroy about 10 years ago
Don’t you mean “ovulity”?