Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 10, 2015

Why couldn’t Garfield think of that with the Mondays?

So now do we say “TGIF-a” and “TGIF-b”?

Wouldn’t that mean that you’d have to go back to work after the first Friday?

Stupid bloody Tuesday Man you’ve been a naughty boy….

Ms. Weld wouldn’t be happy.

It seems I recall a joke calendar from 30+ years ago that was similar.

Proposed and/or attempted bizarre calendric reforms seldom if ever succeed for any enduring length of time. Rat is not really thinking through all the implications of no Tuesdays and multiple Fridays….

If you’re going to add any days to the week I’d like to suggest an extra day off and a pay day in every week.

Every day could be Christmas! Think of the implications! Or….don’t.

I’m okay with getting rid of Tuesday but add another SATURDAY !! Not Friday !

you should be adding Sundays!! 2 fridays in a row just make the weekend seems like eternity away!

I’ve never been a fan of Tuesdays or Thursdays. Mondays and Wednesdays aren’t so great either.

years ago when I was much younger, Payday was every Friday…yes,a long time ago.

It didn’t work for Garfield

I’m retired. Every day is Saturday.

If you’re a camel, every day is Wednesday. (Sorry, I’ve got that stupid GEICO commercial stuck in my head.)

Tuesday afternoon—I’m just beginning to see, and now I’m on my way. It doesn’t matter to me, chasing the clouds away.

Fridays? What was wrong with more Saturdays?

Goodbye Ruby Wednesday?

Brilliant! Except that not everything bad happens on Tuesday.

Good bye Ruby Tuesday!Whooooo told tomorrow Tuesday’s dead!Tuuueeesday aaaafternoooon!

Wait a minute…does this mean today is actually Wednesday? Did my mom miss her doctor’s appointment? I was supposed to drive.

We don’t need any extra Fridays. What we need are extra Saturdays!

The French Republican Calendar would drive Rat crazy. Every week had ten days.

Love it when the comments are just as good as the strip – thanx, all (you, too, Pastis)!

My coworkers would never again have the Tuesday morning “Monday Night Football” hangover again. Could improve our productivity…or just make Wednesday morning less so.

Hey! I was born on a Tuesday! Watch it, Pastis…

But if there’s no Tuesday, how is Wimpy going to pay back Popeye for the hamburger?

Alright!!! For once, I’m with rat.

Might wanna lose the Mondays as well, wise Rat. Then add in more Saturdays!

We have a Friday the 13th this month.

Nice going, Rat.

xxx

Monday morning feels so badEverybody seems to nag meComin’ Tuesday I’ll feel betterEven my old man looks good

Worship the Rat

Clear proof that Rat isn’t all that bright. Adding a Saturday instead of a Friday would have been a better solution.

Don’t get rid of Tuesdays!!!!! Supernatural is on Tuesday!!!!!

Tuesday must be bad. After all, every one of them is followed by WTF…

Tuesday Weld: didn’t she marry George March the third?

MuddayTwosdayWetsdayTurnsdayFlydaySplatterday-The Mutts’ days of the week

I couldn’t agree more.

Made funnier by the fact it was run on a Tuesday