Sluggo: Tonight, I go for my dream of becom-ing a stand-up comed-ian!
Kermit: THIS may not be the BEST audience for a TRY-OUT!
Old men: BOO! BOO!
Sluggo: Wocka! Wocka!
Statler: Personally I don’t care for puppets much. I don’t find them believable.Waldorf: I don’t believe you Waldorf: Another rhyming song? They are really getting desperate.Statler: Desperation is a good sign, soon they may panic and run away. Statler: I think honesty is always the best policy.Waldorf: You believe that?Statler: No, I was lying. Waldorf: I wish Gene Kelly would teach me the Charleston.Statler: I wish Gene Kelly would drive you to Charleston. Waldorf: Wake me when the show starts.Statler: It’s already been on awhile.Waldorf: Wake me when it’s over. Statler: I love it! I love it!Waldorf: Of course he lovesit; he’s the kind of guy who plants poison ivy. Statler: You think this show is educational?Waldorf: Yes, it will drive people to read books. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: There. I have just placed on Gilda’s forehead a single, teensy, weensy drop of Muppet’s new super adhesive. Now we’ll wait a moment for it to get tacky. Statler: What are we waiting for? Waldorf: For it to get tacky. Statler: Another first for this show. Waldorf: How’s that? Statler: It’s the first time we’ve had to wait for it to get tacky. Waldorf: There’s something wrong with this hearing aid.Statler: Yeah, what’s wrong?Waldorf: I can’t hear it.[accidentally knocks it off the balcony]Statler: Oh, no wonder! It’s too far away. Statler: Oh, no, it’s that bear again.Waldorf: Hey, bear, you’re not even funny in 3-D![they laugh]Fozzie Bear: Oh, no, not you guys. How’d you get here?Statler: We entered a contest.Waldorf: Yeah. We lost! Statler: Finally, we’ve seen them do a good show. Waldorf: Good, can we please stop coming now? Waldorf: That was a funny show. Statler: Yes, it was. I wonder if they meant it that way. Waldorf: The show’s speeding along very quickly this evening.Statler: Oh yes, someone must have told them it’s harder to hit a moving target. Statler: Every week this show looks better to me.Waldorf: Every week your eyesight gets worse. [the cast of Sesame Street is crowding behind Waldorf and Statler’s box seat]Waldorf: How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?Statler: We don’t even know how to get out of this stupid theater box! Waldorf: I’ve got half a mind to leave. Staler: If you had half a mind, you wouldn’t be here. Statler: I loved tonight’s show!Waldorf: Really?Statler: Of course not. I just wanted to see if I could say it. Waldorf: That was weird.Statler: I’ll tell the world.Waldorf: Go ahead.Statler: [looking into camera] That was weird!
Argythree almost 10 years ago
I wonder where this is supposed to be?
Partyalldatyme almost 10 years ago
The Muppet Show, of course! Sluggo’s attempting to do Fozzy Bear’s act. The two old guys are Statler and Waldorf, hecklers extraordinaire.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 10 years ago
Also a brief return of The Muppets comic Guy used to have back in the 1990’s.
jrankin1959 almost 10 years ago
I thought he wanted to sing the blues; of course, with THIS crowd, he may end up doing that yet…
Superhawk almost 10 years ago
Thanks for the salute to one of my favorite people (Jim Henson), Guy! It is so good to see that his humor lives on.
pamlicorat almost 10 years ago
It’s the Muppet Show with our very special guest star….Sluggo. Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
I loved Waldorf & Stadtler! They made “The Muppet Show” more enjoyable. Great strip!
harkherp almost 10 years ago
Are Waldorf & Stadtler cartoon friend of The Simpson’s Me Burns????
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Best of Statler and Waldorf:WARNING! Long!
Statler: Personally I don’t care for puppets much. I don’t find them believable.Waldorf: I don’t believe you Waldorf: Another rhyming song? They are really getting desperate.Statler: Desperation is a good sign, soon they may panic and run away. Statler: I think honesty is always the best policy.Waldorf: You believe that?Statler: No, I was lying. Waldorf: I wish Gene Kelly would teach me the Charleston.Statler: I wish Gene Kelly would drive you to Charleston. Waldorf: Wake me when the show starts.Statler: It’s already been on awhile.Waldorf: Wake me when it’s over. Statler: I love it! I love it!Waldorf: Of course he lovesit; he’s the kind of guy who plants poison ivy. Statler: You think this show is educational?Waldorf: Yes, it will drive people to read books. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: There. I have just placed on Gilda’s forehead a single, teensy, weensy drop of Muppet’s new super adhesive. Now we’ll wait a moment for it to get tacky. Statler: What are we waiting for? Waldorf: For it to get tacky. Statler: Another first for this show. Waldorf: How’s that? Statler: It’s the first time we’ve had to wait for it to get tacky. Waldorf: There’s something wrong with this hearing aid.Statler: Yeah, what’s wrong?Waldorf: I can’t hear it.[accidentally knocks it off the balcony]Statler: Oh, no wonder! It’s too far away. Statler: Oh, no, it’s that bear again.Waldorf: Hey, bear, you’re not even funny in 3-D![they laugh]Fozzie Bear: Oh, no, not you guys. How’d you get here?Statler: We entered a contest.Waldorf: Yeah. We lost! Statler: Finally, we’ve seen them do a good show. Waldorf: Good, can we please stop coming now? Waldorf: That was a funny show. Statler: Yes, it was. I wonder if they meant it that way. Waldorf: The show’s speeding along very quickly this evening.Statler: Oh yes, someone must have told them it’s harder to hit a moving target. Statler: Every week this show looks better to me.Waldorf: Every week your eyesight gets worse. [the cast of Sesame Street is crowding behind Waldorf and Statler’s box seat]Waldorf: How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?Statler: We don’t even know how to get out of this stupid theater box! Waldorf: I’ve got half a mind to leave. Staler: If you had half a mind, you wouldn’t be here. Statler: I loved tonight’s show!Waldorf: Really?Statler: Of course not. I just wanted to see if I could say it. Waldorf: That was weird.Statler: I’ll tell the world.Waldorf: Go ahead.Statler: [looking into camera] That was weird!
rgcviper almost 10 years ago
Yeah! The Muppets are great.
@ChessPirateAwesome list of quotes from Statler and Waldorf. Thanks for sharing.