Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 18, 2015

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    Superfrog  almost 10 years ago

    Just apologize and promise to turn over a new leaf.

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    orinoco womble  almost 10 years ago

    Adam would have had one, maybe. He was made from the dust of the ground and that’s where God poked him to see if he was dry!

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    blunebottle  almost 10 years ago

    Not to throw a damper on the levity of the cartoon, but WHY is there a rainbow, huh?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Adam! You are SO cut off!

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    PICTO  almost 10 years ago

    He got her something, he’s just ribbing her…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    There’s no requirement that cartoonists be Bible scholars, or belong to any particular faith…(or that they be scientists, mathematicians, historians or even perfect spellers.)

    Paradise can have rainbows in the comics the same way desert islands can have no bathrooms and falling anvils can flatten everybody but still not kill them.

    The primary rule of cartoon physics, as well as the first commandment in the cartoon Bible is “Thou shalt be funny.”

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    James Lindley Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Today just happens to be my wife’s birthday.

    Susan, I like how you look at it.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 10 years ago

    There’s a theory that God made the world look like it had already been around for a while — a sort of “in medias res” story.

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    dflak  almost 10 years ago

    The old joke. Adam wakes up after his “surgery” and sees Eve. So he asks God, “What’s that?” God says, “It’s a woman, Adam.” Adam asks, “So what do you do with them?” God goes onto explain about the birds and the bees.

    The next day, Adam is walking through the garden and God comes up to him and asks, “How did it go last night?” Adam replies, “I have just one question: Lord, what’s a headache?”

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    Mark Parisi creator almost 10 years ago

    Eve has a bellybutton for the same reason I have nipples. As for the rainbow, aliens put it there.

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    orinoco womble  almost 10 years ago

    The navel is where the umbilical cord was attached to the baby. The placenta is attached on the other end.

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    markzwaan  almost 10 years ago

    Why does Eve have a belly button?

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