B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 10, 2015

I’ve always wondered why the cavemen have a 5 o’clock shadow. Did they shave yesterday and if they didn’t shave shouldn’t they have beards?

It’s really disheartening when you give someone a sincere compliment on their ‘stache, and all of a sudden she’s not your friend any more….

Snerk.

They ain’t no walls for BC. Allus talkin’ to us.

If it flew up his nose … Would he be a ’ Birdbrain ’.

I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

“May the bird of paradise fly up your nose”…

Sort of a rip-off on a Gieco commercial where the cowboy gets knocked off his horse by “The End.”