Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 19, 2010

Cliff, you are not alone….

What? The iPad doesn’t have a USB port?

Can’t say nothing … just got a new PC AND a new lawnmower.

If you’re hard up…any port in the storm.

Only smart thing I’ve done this year so far, was to check if the iPad had a USB port. Does that lawn mower have one rayannina? ;-)

The iPad is not nearly absorbent enough!

I’m waiting for the 3-D iPad.

I’m waiting for the HoloPad.

It doesn’t get the hard water stains out of my sink, neither.

i always feel like somebody’s watching me (through my webcam)

If the battery on your iPad fails, it can’t be replaced. All you can do is get a whole new pad - without, of course, any of your applications or files.

If Cliff bought one and expensed it to his company, he would be able to say “I padded my expense report”. Of course, no one would be low enough to say something like that - with the possible exception of - well, never mind.

I use a “souped up” Commodore 64 myself.

(Waste not, want not.)

iPad? uSad.

When the eye pad will mow my lawn? That’s when I’ll get one.

I wait for people to throw away their laptop or PC because it is “too slow”. Then I wipe Windoze and install Fedora. I did buy a new Dell laptop with Ubuntu preinstalled for my daughters graduation, but the rest are recycled. I just rejuvenated 2 laptops for a client also.

iFad.