Aren’t they the generic couple that used to live naked in the woods out of their car and then moved into the cave? Perhaps they are on vacation? Come on Wiley, give them a name!
Have a cemetery near by. It has a short wall around most of it. On the outside of that wall is a gravestone. Name on the gravestone (in BIG!) letters?? “GUEST” ! (It happens to be a local name; but it still looks funny there!)
I would find that too stark, but I was sewing out in the garden yesterday and slept wiith the window open - mockingbirds singing in the middle of the night, don’t mind being wakened by such lovely song; all the birds are chattering now - about time to fix breakfast ;-) Enjoy!
They could send postcards of the place to all of their friends saying “Wish you were here.” Hmm, maybe they should be sending that to their enemies instead…
There’s a saying that “In a land of blind people, the one-eyed man is king.” Does the same logic apply to a living man in a cemetery?
R_Noonan63 said: “(…) Wonder if the FBI would raid my house if I sent a Postcard like that to Obama???”
Doubtful. Presidential security is handled by the U.S. Secret Service. Their policy, last I heard, is to pay a low-key visit to anyone who threatens the President, assess the threat, and then either ask the local law enforcement to keep an eye on them or refer the case to a local or state prosecutor for further investigation. If a criminal case can be made, only then will the FBI become involved to make an arrest if necessary.
LordDogmore over 14 years ago
Yea well that’s ONE way to look at it I suppose.
MurphyHerself over 14 years ago
Hhmmm, my father was an undertaker…..
Pacejv over 14 years ago
Looking at the green side of sod is better than the dark side.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
The grass is always greener over the other side.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Everybody needs a nice quiet place to relax.
treered over 14 years ago
if that is his benchmark, he can have it! and no spammer yet?
runar over 14 years ago
When he met your mother did he take ‘er under?
Faolain over 14 years ago
traditional Irish marriage proposal:
“Would you like to be buried with my people?”
HappyChappy over 14 years ago
“Always look on the bright side of life” as the Monty Python song goes.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
And yet so close to death.
bigbaldjohn over 14 years ago
Everyday above ground is a good day!
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
as long as my elbow aint touching the sides of a box, its a good day. Now move the chair you’re blocking my sun.
cdward over 14 years ago
I live next to a graveyard - some of the quietest neighbors I ever had!
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
A park with funny rocks.
Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member over 14 years ago
Are they dying to get in there?
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
Aren’t they the generic couple that used to live naked in the woods out of their car and then moved into the cave? Perhaps they are on vacation? Come on Wiley, give them a name!
Allison Nunn Premium Member over 14 years ago
Have a cemetery near by. It has a short wall around most of it. On the outside of that wall is a gravestone. Name on the gravestone (in BIG!) letters?? “GUEST” ! (It happens to be a local name; but it still looks funny there!)
runar over 14 years ago
Maybe today is agood day to die.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Always feels great when you hang out with a bunch of stoned folks. More alive somehow.
vldazzle over 14 years ago
I would find that too stark, but I was sewing out in the garden yesterday and slept wiith the window open - mockingbirds singing in the middle of the night, don’t mind being wakened by such lovely song; all the birds are chattering now - about time to fix breakfast ;-) Enjoy!
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
interesting plot twist Wiley….
danbruce over 14 years ago
A little levity in life is not a bad thing.
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Unfortunately, for many cities, that’s the only green place left.
mjlew01 over 14 years ago
it’s all about perspective.
bergamot over 14 years ago
One of the prettiest views around town is the one from the church cemetery .
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Those two have a grave outlook if you ask me.
pawpawbear over 14 years ago
Here they are . And think, people are just dying to get there.
vexatron1984 over 14 years ago
They could send postcards of the place to all of their friends saying “Wish you were here.” Hmm, maybe they should be sending that to their enemies instead…
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Lay out in the sun at a cemetery. It must be very spooky in daylight! I rather not to do that at the cemetery.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hey, get off of me!
Hello Dogsniff Vexatron1984 there is a book named “Wish you you were here**, characters recieve those postcards about a day before they are murdered.
johnnydoc5 over 14 years ago
That would be an unpleasant lawn to mow.
MurphyHerself over 14 years ago
Wildmustang, it’s even spookier at night.
policelimit Premium Member over 14 years ago
Is that the Graevsyte’s back yard?
reynard61 over 14 years ago
There’s a saying that “In a land of blind people, the one-eyed man is king.” Does the same logic apply to a living man in a cemetery?
R_Noonan63 said: “(…) Wonder if the FBI would raid my house if I sent a Postcard like that to Obama???”
Doubtful. Presidential security is handled by the U.S. Secret Service. Their policy, last I heard, is to pay a low-key visit to anyone who threatens the President, assess the threat, and then either ask the local law enforcement to keep an eye on them or refer the case to a local or state prosecutor for further investigation. If a criminal case can be made, only then will the FBI become involved to make an arrest if necessary.
Varnes over 14 years ago
Murphy: “When I die, would you honor my memory by pouring a bottle of my favorite whiskey on my grave?”
Me: “Of course my friend. Would you mind if I drink it first?”