Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 25, 2015

  1. Painpain
    painedsmile  almost 10 years ago

    Oh, no. A bee!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 10 years ago

    The old Vlad the Impaler method WAS pretty effective.Jes’ sayin’.

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  3. Bren suit
    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 10 years ago

    It’s getting hella violent up in here.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 10 years ago

    Google is your friend (well, beviek’s friend, anyway.)I’m not sure if encouraging kids to whack at these things is a good idea…Just in case they’re ever confused as to what going to come out of the real thing.

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  5. Other7 brush
    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 10 years ago

    “Your cartoonist draws you funny” just doesn’t have the right sting to it.

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  6. Bren suit
    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 10 years ago

    If you want a cameo appearance in Fake Frog Applause, those are available for just $500 per appearance.

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    William Neal McPheeters  almost 10 years ago

    IMHO we should welcome all green cameo seekers … except those green with envy.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    You could try damning them with faint praise, but if it was up to me I’d call Brutus – that dude knows how to leave a mark.

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    ottod Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I’d apply to do the cameo, but I think that would violate the rules of the witless protection program.

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  10. Oldwolfcookoff
    The Old Wolf  almost 10 years ago

    I want a cameo but I won’t say so because I don’t want to be pinched.

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  11. Painpain
    painedsmile  almost 10 years ago

    I posted this in the editorial section earlier, but it might be apropos for the Frog Applausians as a last resort.

    “Blowing from a Gun” is a method of execution in which the victim is typically tied to the mouth of a cannon and the cannon is fired. George Carter Stent describes the process as follows:.The victim is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen..Blowing from a Gun was a reported means of execution as long ago as the 16th century, by the Mughal Empire, and was used until the 20th century.

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  12. Bren suit
    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 10 years ago

    I’m running a special for the next 48 hours: You can have TWO cameo appearances in Fake Frog Applause for just $380.

    This offer might never be repeated.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago

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  14. Bren suit
    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 10 years ago

    The good folks at Reese’s have contracted with me for a cameo deal in Fake Frog Applause, and let me tell you, they’re paying a lot more than the $380 it would cost any of you to get in on this action.

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