Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 17, 2015

“Hey, it’s literally the least I could do.”

I was going to be useless in the most helpful way, but was mesmerized by the flowing motion of your beard as you wagged your chin.It has happened again!I have completely lost my train of thought.

I’ll be damned if your praise could get any fainter.

Right off my left hand.

Oh by golly have a holly jolly Santa Claus this year.

I am irreplaceable.Nobody is really sure what I do.

When I saw you were in need, I mustered up all the help I could! I’m so proud of my useless self!

…boy,that brings me back to my childhood…I miss my father…

Put some bleachers in the Sun and hold a flea market for selling useless people out on Highway 51. Bring umbrellas and sunglasses. It is bright out.

And here’s my limp handshake to show you how I really feel about it.

Dilbert and Wally: The Early Years

“Yes, Dr. Fine, that boar needed a multiple-tit transplant!”

… and thank you for being useless in the most helpful way.

BRING BACK DOGSNIFF!!!

Useless to infinity and beyond !

You are most insincerely welcome.

I am endlessly uselessily in the unbest way

Speaking of uselessly helpful:FISHNET FRIDAY for April 17th, 2015

“Ohh, shucks. It was nothing, really.”

Try visiting Looks Good on Paper for some useless light frog relief.

I feel as though I could have done more, but I really didn’t want to make myself into a useful burden.And also, cheese.

Ah. You are decidedly speaking of Microsoft.

I got a signed Jeff Mallet print, suitable for framing.Now I have to get a frame for it. It is very nice.I was hoping for the coffee table version of The Gentleman’s Frog Applause Guide and Compendium, but I guess that the shipping costs would have been prohibitive.

Anytime!