Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 13, 2015

That hole sure gets a lot of usage hereabouts…I wonder if there’s any Latest LAME at the bottom?

This product seems like a really good idea!

I’d probably get that confused with my taser lighter.

All your friends will laugh, unless your friends are cops…..

Yeah, right. Offer the thug a ciggy just before he blows your head off. That is one seriously stupid toy, almost guaranteed to get you killed if ever you are in such a confrontation….

That’s clever, if you’re the sort who likes to scare his friends with a gun. Apres laughter they can smoke one of your cigarettes and ask your corpse “Was it good for you, too?”

Great fun at the airport if you enjoy mild bondage and cavity searches.

That is the hole into which all the good ideas go eventually, never to be seen again. Once they go through, nobody can remember why they were ever good ideas.

Cigarettes in a fake gun … what could go wrong?

Please bear in mind, children, that most states deem it a felony to brandish in a threatening manner anything that even looks like a gun.

I like the art’s nod to the definition of comedy (by Milton Berle?) “An amateur comedian thinks it’s funny to dress up a stunt man as an old lady and roll him downhill in a wheel chair. A pro only thinks it’s funny if you put a real old lady in the wheelchair.”

NO.3

Do you know John W. Campbell’s description of that hysterically funny story where an authority figure uses all the powers given him by the state to break the central character’s spirit, until at last that character cracks under the torture and falls in love with the master? When people would say “You call that funny? ‘1984’ is a tragedy!” Campbell would say “I was talking about Shakespeare’s ‘The Taming of the Shrew.’ Can’t you tell the difference between them?”

If you wait until 5:15, the wind from the Underworld Express will come from the hole and blow her skirt above her head.Always remember that the withdrawal of Social Security is a gun to the head of the elderly in every election, though nobody has ever attempted to do away with it.Smoke and mirror?

GoaltenderFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaThe 3 Hole: Stick side, high: this area is defined by the goal post, top of the goal, and the goalie’s arm and blocker. The top half of the goaltender’s stick is held in this area, but is not commonly used for stopping the puck.

It was in a tribute to him, written shortly after his death. I can’t recall which author wrote it.

Yes. I know. They have been attempting to get it invested in the one sector of the economy, the stock market, in which the government has any interest in maintaining.And that would be disastrous because it would be an actual fund paying out of dividends to existing recipients and all that money would be beyond the reach of profligate spending.That would be as opposed to anti-fligate spending. You recall fli-gate, of course.FLI is an Autodesk animation file.Federal spending automatically increases by a minimum of ten percent per year.FLI-gate was the scandal in which Spider Monsoon, (no relation to Gorilla Monsoon), was ousted from his position as White House men’s room attendant after a team of plumbers discovered that he had built a web in a corner and had been embezzling government flies. It was a shameful sheet on the public roll of tissue.

Modern self-defense.http://lafinlarry.net/faas/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16&start=1060#p4048

PROTECT YOURSELF

@Happy, Happy, Happy!!! (FREE DOGSNIFF!)That is the most hideous Gummy Worm…