Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 03, 2015

“One size fits all.”

How you roll the die..

Two out of three isn’t bad.

You don’t have to pull your head in but you’re really sticking your neck out here.

I get it,…..we’re all nuts.

Unique. Inique. Theynique. Everybodynique.

All our supposed differences are just conceits… Also made me think of these lyrics:

Everyone here’s to blame, everyone hereGets caught up in the pleasure of the pain, everyone hidesShades of shame, but looking inside we’re the same,We’re the sameAnd we’re all grown now, but we don’t know howTo get it back to good

The Theory of Mass Consumerism. So, let Turtle go, since, as but a singularity of the hive, he is meaningless.Resistance is futile! You will be assimilated!

I am NOT like all the other turtles.I have a pet leech on my neck.

Don’t care what anyone thinks, its all the same to me. (Does that make me unique?)

Turtles aren’t crazy, they’re just different.

LET MY PHRITZG GO!!!

Remember, folks, the market and the economy do not have your best interests at heart. It pursues its own best interests, as accumulated by thousands and thousands of companies out there, competing for your hard-earned money. Nothing particularly postmodern about it.

Dude! My iPhone is green!

i feel so small and insignificant.

I’m worried that Teresa somehow found that sentence, bothered to read it, then reproduced it. She clearly needs more turtles to occupy her time.

A wise man once said nothing.

I was saying that just the other day…

For the truly fluffy, Armored Saint – Seducer.

Have you hugged your turtle today? :-D

1984 called. It wants its authoritarian plutocratic centralized collectivist social system to be fictional again.Nonconformance is thoughtcrime.

Im sure I’m crazier than the next turtle or the one before that. Its the same as it ever was

The word for “turtle” is Peshtigo.