Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 01, 2015

Well played Janis!

Oh, the race for number one. All’s fair in love and war.

This is why I am still single

They have one bathroom? Time for an upgrade folks, middle aged and older need one per person :)

This is why we sold our house and bought the one next door – two bathrooms. It beats distracting your spouse at the end of a long trip so that you can run inside first.

Hope she left the seat up, like she’s supposed to do. It keeps people from trying and failing to fit everything through the hole and sprinkling the seat instead…Why women prefer wet seats we’ll never know…Hey, and even some women “hover” so they don’t actually sit on the seat, but add to the sprinkles on the seat….

I always thought they had two bathrooms.

Varnes knows way too much about female bathroom habits.

You single guys can’t just take this strop in isolation. That type of playful teasing is common in good relationships. If you have been following the strip you would see that Janis is the near perfect spouse. If she is still unappealing to you then I agree you should stay single.

Janis: “Yoink!”Arlo: “Derp!”

Notice Janis got a head start before shouting “Race You!”.

I knew a woman with two daughters so the seat was always down. One night one of the girls went to use the toilet. She did not turn on the light so she did not see their cat on the seat getting a drink of water. She knocked the cat in the toilet in the water when she sit down. Guess what happened next.

Here’s another thought on the seat up/seat down subject: with the seat and cover down, there is much less of the “expanding cloud” upon flushing…

ChessPirate: But the spray bounces (or drips) off the lid on to the seat, getting it just as wet. Keeping both up reduces the amount of spray hitting the seat. The floor is another matter, but not as important unless barefooted.

She’d be unanimous in it…

BREAKING NEWS!!

TOILET STOLEN FROM POLICE STATION

Cops have nothing to go on

Toilets have a lid for a reason. You close it when you are done using it.

Is it my imagination, or is Janis becoming a major pill? She never wants to snuggle, she always wants to win, I’m getting tired of Janis.

Are they ten? Um, no… Just about right would be thirteen (and horny)!

If you can runyou don’t need to go

“Did you remember to put the seat back down?”“I never put it up.”They need a good washing every now and then.