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Actually, Michael, the trick is not to be a smart-ARSE, especially not to your mother.
And, as an aside, EarlWash, Michaelās grammar is, for once, correct; in fact, the reason that āsmarter than theyā is the proper construction is that ātheyā governs the verb āare,ā which is usually omitted in the construction. Michael simply put in what most people leave out ā the verb!
āSmarter than they areā is not only correct grammatically, itās the way it sounds right around here (which is also around where the comic is set). Omitting the verb certainly isnāt wrong, but to my ear it sounds more British than North American.
Heās definitely not smarter; heās just seeing what he can get away with. Heās one of those people for whom foot-long disclaimers and warnings are created for. āYou never said that I couldnāt use the leaf blower in the house!ā Why do we have to tell people everything??
Sorry, Michael. The English preposition āonā does not exclusively mean āon top of.ā The corresponding preposition in another language (French, maybe) might be that restrictive, but not here.
Howtheduck - In case you donāt go back to yesterdays, Thank-you for the link I wanted. BTW I love the links so you can see the oringinals. Thanks again
The Brits would be the first to tell us that the Americans havenāt spoken English in over 200 years. I have personally found that many words in todayās dictionaries have pronounciations at least somewhat different from when I was in school in the 40ās. e.g. āeducationā is now prounced with the nonexisting letter ājā opposed to ādā. We were marked down and corrected for that. āThings are a changināā.
Mike my boy, sometimes being smart aint smart. You will be rewarded for this though, youāll have āsmartā kids of your own.
Howtheduck: Thanks for the links. Knowing the āhistoryā of the strip really helps.
Testing parents limits is risky but there is an element of fun in it and itās a very human thing to do.
I remember being swatted once by Dad and once by my mom. I think Mom was traumatized far more than I was. I just thought to myself, hmmm, I guess I better not use indelible markers on Momās old dolls anymore.
Yeah, language is constantly evolving. I understand that many (if not all) of the āsilentā letters in English words were originally pronouncedā¦ which is why the letters are still present in the words.
I donāt think that playing the drums under the table is any reason to send the kid to his room. Pull out something he likes to do, like maybe a coloring book and some crayons, and guide him do that instead. There was no reason at all to punish him for banging on the table. Heās doing nothing constructive sitting on his bed feeling bad about himself and you, because you canāt handle anything at all.
Lindz, thanks for making the trouble here insead of me HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA! Imagine the fight if John bought him a drum set!
I give my nephews every musical instrument on earth. They love them all, and Iām glad I donāt live in that house. My SIL has the patience of a SAINT! And she does NOT scream and yell, like Elly does, which I grew up with. I know what that does to someone, which is why I speak out against it. Excuse ME for defending the innocent!
EarlWash almost 15 years ago
ā¦than THEY.
linsonl almost 15 years ago
āStop pulling that catās tail!: āIām just holding, daddy, heās doing all the pulling.ā
legaleagle48 almost 15 years ago
Actually, Michael, the trick is not to be a smart-ARSE, especially not to your mother.
And, as an aside, EarlWash, Michaelās grammar is, for once, correct; in fact, the reason that āsmarter than theyā is the proper construction is that ātheyā governs the verb āare,ā which is usually omitted in the construction. Michael simply put in what most people leave out ā the verb!
brewwitch almost 15 years ago
Her face in frame 3 is perfect.
What mother hasnāt felt that way ā 3 or 4 times ā a day.
ocean17 almost 15 years ago
āSmarter than they areā is not only correct grammatically, itās the way it sounds right around here (which is also around where the comic is set). Omitting the verb certainly isnāt wrong, but to my ear it sounds more British than North American.
longandgreen almost 15 years ago
Been there, done thatā¦ Have 2 sons.. should have seen their faces when their own kids pulled this back on them..
lightenup Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Heās definitely not smarter; heās just seeing what he can get away with. Heās one of those people for whom foot-long disclaimers and warnings are created for. āYou never said that I couldnāt use the leaf blower in the house!ā Why do we have to tell people everything??
Check this website out of ridiculous warnings:
http://commongood.org/society-45.html
serenasakitty almost 15 years ago
lightenup those warnings are so cute and funny, but unfortunately they are real.
Iām glad I got here early enough to read the comments [sometimes the best part] without having to wade through the pointless vitriol.
dsom8 almost 15 years ago
Sorry, Michael. The English preposition āonā does not exclusively mean āon top of.ā The corresponding preposition in another language (French, maybe) might be that restrictive, but not here.
Nelly55 almost 15 years ago
that was my son to a tee
Iām so glad heās 34 and raising his own who are just like him! ;)
davislilacs58 almost 15 years ago
Howtheduck - In case you donāt go back to yesterdays, Thank-you for the link I wanted. BTW I love the links so you can see the oringinals. Thanks again
Donna White almost 15 years ago
You wish, Michael, you wish.
EarlWash almost 15 years ago
The Brits would be the first to tell us that the Americans havenāt spoken English in over 200 years. I have personally found that many words in todayās dictionaries have pronounciations at least somewhat different from when I was in school in the 40ās. e.g. āeducationā is now prounced with the nonexisting letter ājā opposed to ādā. We were marked down and corrected for that. āThings are a changināā.
poohbear8192 almost 15 years ago
Mike my boy, sometimes being smart aint smart. You will be rewarded for this though, youāll have āsmartā kids of your own.
Howtheduck: Thanks for the links. Knowing the āhistoryā of the strip really helps.
Testing parents limits is risky but there is an element of fun in it and itās a very human thing to do.
I remember being swatted once by Dad and once by my mom. I think Mom was traumatized far more than I was. I just thought to myself, hmmm, I guess I better not use indelible markers on Momās old dolls anymore.
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
Ahhh, he has to learn hard lessons every day unless he better behaves as a good boy.
coffeeturtle almost 15 years ago
@howtheduck said, about 3 hours ago
I love your background info. You also have a good memory in order to be able to search for these things and find the exact reference.
Definitely see how popular opinions swing greatly between decades.
ellisaana Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I think most kids go through a phase of taking things literally. Mine sure did.
āYou said āgo to bedā. You didnāt say, put your pajamas on. You didnāt say go to sleepā¦etcā
1148559 almost 15 years ago
@ EarlWash,
Yeah, language is constantly evolving. I understand that many (if not all) of the āsilentā letters in English words were originally pronouncedā¦ which is why the letters are still present in the words.
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
I donāt think that playing the drums under the table is any reason to send the kid to his room. Pull out something he likes to do, like maybe a coloring book and some crayons, and guide him do that instead. There was no reason at all to punish him for banging on the table. Heās doing nothing constructive sitting on his bed feeling bad about himself and you, because you canāt handle anything at all.
poohbear8192 almost 15 years ago
Oh Elly, maybe you could buy him a drum set. How does THAT sound?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Drum sets are what you give to the kids of people you donāt like.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Drum set ā great idea! Somebody else should buy it for him tho ā maybe John ā that would make sense.
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
Lindz, thanks for making the trouble here insead of me HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA! Imagine the fight if John bought him a drum set!
I give my nephews every musical instrument on earth. They love them all, and Iām glad I donāt live in that house. My SIL has the patience of a SAINT! And she does NOT scream and yell, like Elly does, which I grew up with. I know what that does to someone, which is why I speak out against it. Excuse ME for defending the innocent!