For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for May 13, 2010

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    EarlWash  almost 15 years ago

    ā€¦than THEY.

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    linsonl  almost 15 years ago

    ā€œStop pulling that catā€™s tail!: ā€œIā€™m just holding, daddy, heā€™s doing all the pulling.ā€

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    legaleagle48  almost 15 years ago

    Actually, Michael, the trick is not to be a smart-ARSE, especially not to your mother.

    And, as an aside, EarlWash, Michaelā€™s grammar is, for once, correct; in fact, the reason that ā€œsmarter than theyā€ is the proper construction is that ā€œtheyā€ governs the verb ā€œare,ā€ which is usually omitted in the construction. Michael simply put in what most people leave out ā€“ the verb!

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    brewwitch  almost 15 years ago

    Her face in frame 3 is perfect.

    What mother hasnā€™t felt that way ā€“ 3 or 4 times ā€“ a day.

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    ocean17  almost 15 years ago

    ā€œSmarter than they areā€ is not only correct grammatically, itā€™s the way it sounds right around here (which is also around where the comic is set). Omitting the verb certainly isnā€™t wrong, but to my ear it sounds more British than North American.

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    longandgreen  almost 15 years ago

    Been there, done thatā€¦ Have 2 sons.. should have seen their faces when their own kids pulled this back on them..

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    lightenup Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Heā€™s definitely not smarter; heā€™s just seeing what he can get away with. Heā€™s one of those people for whom foot-long disclaimers and warnings are created for. ā€œYou never said that I couldnā€™t use the leaf blower in the house!ā€ Why do we have to tell people everything??

    Check this website out of ridiculous warnings:

    http://commongood.org/society-45.html

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    serenasakitty  almost 15 years ago

    lightenup those warnings are so cute and funny, but unfortunately they are real.

    Iā€™m glad I got here early enough to read the comments [sometimes the best part] without having to wade through the pointless vitriol.

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    dsom8  almost 15 years ago

    Sorry, Michael. The English preposition ā€œonā€ does not exclusively mean ā€œon top of.ā€ The corresponding preposition in another language (French, maybe) might be that restrictive, but not here.

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    Nelly55  almost 15 years ago

    that was my son to a tee

    Iā€™m so glad heā€™s 34 and raising his own who are just like him! ;)

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    davislilacs58  almost 15 years ago

    Howtheduck - In case you donā€™t go back to yesterdays, Thank-you for the link I wanted. BTW I love the links so you can see the oringinals. Thanks again

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    Donna White  almost 15 years ago

    You wish, Michael, you wish.

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    EarlWash  almost 15 years ago

    The Brits would be the first to tell us that the Americans havenā€™t spoken English in over 200 years. I have personally found that many words in todayā€™s dictionaries have pronounciations at least somewhat different from when I was in school in the 40ā€™s. e.g. ā€˜educationā€™ is now prounced with the nonexisting letter ā€˜jā€™ opposed to ā€˜dā€™. We were marked down and corrected for that. ā€œThings are a changinā€™ā€.

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    poohbear8192  almost 15 years ago

    Mike my boy, sometimes being smart aint smart. You will be rewarded for this though, youā€™ll have ā€œsmartā€ kids of your own.

    Howtheduck: Thanks for the links. Knowing the ā€œhistoryā€ of the strip really helps.

    Testing parents limits is risky but there is an element of fun in it and itā€™s a very human thing to do.

    I remember being swatted once by Dad and once by my mom. I think Mom was traumatized far more than I was. I just thought to myself, hmmm, I guess I better not use indelible markers on Momā€™s old dolls anymore.

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 15 years ago

    Ahhh, he has to learn hard lessons every day unless he better behaves as a good boy.

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    coffeeturtle  almost 15 years ago

    @howtheduck said, about 3 hours ago

    I love your background info. You also have a good memory in order to be able to search for these things and find the exact reference.

    Definitely see how popular opinions swing greatly between decades.

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    ellisaana Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I think most kids go through a phase of taking things literally. Mine sure did.

    ā€œYou said ā€˜go to bedā€™. You didnā€™t say, put your pajamas on. You didnā€™t say go to sleepā€¦etcā€

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    1148559  almost 15 years ago

    @ EarlWash,

    Yeah, language is constantly evolving. I understand that many (if not all) of the ā€œsilentā€ letters in English words were originally pronouncedā€¦ which is why the letters are still present in the words.

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    mrslukeskywalker  almost 15 years ago

    I donā€™t think that playing the drums under the table is any reason to send the kid to his room. Pull out something he likes to do, like maybe a coloring book and some crayons, and guide him do that instead. There was no reason at all to punish him for banging on the table. Heā€™s doing nothing constructive sitting on his bed feeling bad about himself and you, because you canā€™t handle anything at all.

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    poohbear8192  almost 15 years ago

    Oh Elly, maybe you could buy him a drum set. How does THAT sound?

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Drum sets are what you give to the kids of people you donā€™t like.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Drum set ā€“ great idea! Somebody else should buy it for him tho ā€“ maybe John ā€“ that would make sense.

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    mrslukeskywalker  almost 15 years ago

    Lindz, thanks for making the trouble here insead of me HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA! Imagine the fight if John bought him a drum set!

    I give my nephews every musical instrument on earth. They love them all, and Iā€™m glad I donā€™t live in that house. My SIL has the patience of a SAINT! And she does NOT scream and yell, like Elly does, which I grew up with. I know what that does to someone, which is why I speak out against it. Excuse ME for defending the innocent!

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