Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 06, 2015
Transcript:
Frazz: You know who hit the charts just two years after "a boy named Sue"? A dude named Alice! Caulfield: Alice Cooper should cover "a boy named Sue"! Frazz: I would so wait in line to get tickets to that show. Caulfield: Of course you would. You get along with old people.
alviebird over 9 years ago
The Johnny Cash show was great. Artists like Neil Young, Linda Ronstadt, Derek and the Dominos, James Taylor, and Bob Dylan. And all this between June 7, 1969 and March 31, 1971.
Chrisdiaz801 over 9 years ago
Caufield, you are actually becoming a old person every single class day. Be like Frazz, for ignorance can be bliss(as he is about 31).
YatInExile over 9 years ago
Old people? Son, your turn’s coming.
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hmm. Would Frazz get along with me? Maybe if he didn’t talk about exercising.
retiredgezzer over 9 years ago
I think your reply is uncalled for. He wasn’t making a derogatory remark.
gaelfire over 9 years ago
Old folks are notoriously cranky.
rmbeaty1 over 9 years ago
Did you know that Alice Cooper ran a 4:29 mile in high school? Not too shabby!
“She asked me why the singer’s name was Aaaalice, I said listen baby you really wouldn’t understand”
ajr58 over 9 years ago
“Me and gnu, and a dog named lou …”
Darsan54 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ouch, you little punk !!!
ilikai over 9 years ago
And Bird and MacDonald did “Father of a Boy Named Sue” in the 80s…. very funny, raunchy version.
lutherg1 over 9 years ago
I like to remind young’uns that each “age” is a club that some are not allowed to join. Every day, somebody checks out!
Enoi over 9 years ago
Does anyone remember Hoyt Axton and “A Cat Named Kalamazoo?”
Larry Miller Premium Member over 9 years ago
That dude named Alice played my brother’s high school prom. A.C. was just starting to get fame/notoriety and my brother’s class had been hugely successful at raising money for the band.
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
Alice in Chains, Marcy Playground, Marilyn Manson, Molly Hatchet, Sister Hazel…why so many drag names? And why so few masculine names for female singers and groups?
Purple-Stater Premium Member over 9 years ago
Always (and still) found Alice’s early stuff to be really boring, but I like him from the 90s forward.
Lorenzo Browncoat over 9 years ago
Aw, c/mon, Caulfield. That was a cheap shot.
Arianne over 9 years ago
I dedicate this song to the thought of Caulfield being stuck in that line, for a long time…
ellisaana Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hmm. What’s that spell?.Didn’t Country Joe and the Fish do something like that.
rfeinberg over 9 years ago
What’s with all the POINTING? This is Jef Mallet’s laziest artistic crutch. Do most people dramatically point at the person they’re speaking to, while making a not-all-that-dramatic statement?
Varnes over 9 years ago
healthkntter, thanks for the reference, I Googled it…Great song.. Never heard it before, and I live in Kalamazoo…Paw Paw, now, but same thing….
up2trixx over 9 years ago
These words he speaks are trueWe’re all humanary stewIf we don’t pledge allegiance toThe black widow!
Speaking as a 43 year old, I can say that getting old sucks. It sure beats the alternative, though – you either get old or you don’t.
Varnes over 9 years ago
Oh, and hearthknitter, the song is Della and the Dealer, but Google handled the search fine…Never heard the song before..And I’ve lived in Kazoo…Paw Paw , now…Thanks….BTW, can you believe that we can find the answers to almost all our musings, in 10 seconds? And we don’t have to be accurate in our requests…?
vwdualnomand over 9 years ago
be my frankenstein
Alan Smithee over 9 years ago
All due respect to the artists who are known for singing the songs, but credit Shel Silverstein for writing A boy Named Sue and Father of a Boy Named Sue.