Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 04, 2015

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    blunebottle  over 9 years ago

    Love it!

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    And that’s the way it is!

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago

    “Whether” is spelled wrong.

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    No one has ever beaten Klinger’s forecast: “Cold, possibly hot. Chances of showers—or not.”

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    gleep6991  over 9 years ago

    Fair to partly cloudy with a slight chance of accuracy.

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    Perkycat  over 9 years ago

    This one made me laugh. I always thought it was Mother Nature who laughed, though.

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    wes tnt  over 9 years ago

    funny, ALL the media get their weather info from the national weather service. not the weather channel, not cbs, not abc, etc. and those sweeping “radar” lines? they’re put there by ALL television stations to SIMULATE the sweeping radar. Weather radar “NEXRAD” has been in use since the 70’s and doesn’t have those “sweeping” lines. www.weather.gov. look it up. never believe a television weather “forecaster” again. especially when they tell you how to dress, how to shovel, how to drive, etc etc etc. WFSB Hartford Ct has TERRIBLE meteorologists. I really don’t care what you did last weekend, nor are interrested in the constant chumminess & flirtations of the cast. And I really don’t want to hear of your sexual orientation; this is a weather forecast, for god’s sakes!

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    In the end, Mother Nature is going to do what Mother Nature does.

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