Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 19, 2015

At least Goat didn’t cut the cheese…

(And why is it Pig and not Rat hitting him with the bat?)

Paris Goat is truly an individual. I’ll bet he also eats Oreos without pulling them apart first.

rat out, pig in.

and tomorrow Rat will take something said “literally”

String cheese isn’t real cheese anyway, Pig, so why do you care?

Don’t cheese Pig off, Goat.

Pig obviously considers that string cheese is made from the milk of sacred cows.

Shows you what I know about TV. I thought it was a Sherman Hemsley line.

Pig has clearly been living with Rat for far too long.

Rat’s attitude is rubbing off I see.

Not string cheese, it’s goat cheese.

Paris probably didn’t like the crack that Pig made.

andf here I thought “String Cheese” was Richard Cheese’s acoustic album..

There’s a Rat in everyone. Even Pig.

When it comes to string cheese, that dumb Pig has a temper.

Love that word, realer, going to use it all day until I get smacked

Pig has made himself superfluous to this comic by usurping Rat’s rôle as principal purveyor of wacky violence!Help save Pig’s job! Get him out of his violent surroundings (i.e., living with Rat) and into rehab!

Just cut it already. The string. The string. Not the cheese. :)

Must be baseball season. I can hear the crack of the bat already.

What a cheesy joke.

WOW – something as stringy as cheese or is it cheesy as string trips pigs trigger – never would a thought it!!!

and have you tried the triple decker oreo? three cookie sandwich with chocolate and vanilla filling in between – now my absolute favorite!!!

Pig, you’ve been living with Rat much too long.

Pig violent. A rare day indeed.

It’s not as though string cheese tastes particularly good. Peeling it apart string by string, and then tilting your face up so you can carefully lower and curl each string into your mouth, is what string cheese is all about! You go, Pig!

And you must use two fingers, try to peel the tiniest strings possible, and peel them slowly and far from the main piece of cheese. With pinky extended. Just lyrical, eh?

Pig,is a little assertive today. Must be a cheese’y joke,to string him along. Include a ‘Bat’,Spring training is here. H’tip to americas game. :) Peace.

better to bat the goat than cut the cheese. Just sayin.

we all have our sacred cows, or cheese-as the case may be. remember, if i meet Pig, not to take cheese names in vain

I’d almost expect this kind of behavior more from Rat than Pig.

Truth hurts.

xxx

Pig, you’ve been living with Rat way too long!

i cannot put “pig” and “aggressive” together.EVEN IF IT’S OVER CHEESE

String cheese is a mockery of cheese. You think it’s fun as a kid to peel it and eat it, as a teen the fun wears off and from then on you don’t bother peel anything but the wrapper before you eat it.

How do i get panel 3 to be my wallpaper?