Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 11, 2015

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    And “Legal Department” doesn’t take up as much space on the door, so it looks less important…

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the Department of Redundancy Department?

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    wrwallaceii  over 9 years ago

    Why not call it The Cover Our Ass Department (C.O.A.D.)? Or if they have to make it sound more sophisticated call it ‘The Coverage of the Hind Quarters Agency’ (C.H.Q.A).

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 9 years ago

    The United States bureaucracy mission statement.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 9 years ago

    AND, they do it in Latin.

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    WoodEye  over 9 years ago

    That’s the door to a German car maker!

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    Superfrog  over 9 years ago

    It’s more effective than just a sign ti say “Keep Out”.

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    dadoctah  over 9 years ago

    If the legal department ever came to its senses, the door would just read “Hic Sunt Dracones”.

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    Vonne Anton  over 9 years ago

    Official government policy: If it’s not broken, keep fixing it until it is.

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    dsom8  over 9 years ago

    After ACA, health care is hardly a good example of private enterprise.

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    Timothy Madigan Premium Member over 9 years ago

    how true.Watched our new legal department turn a 3-page contract, including SOW, into a 16-pages MSA, plus a 5 page SOW — and watched contract negotiations at least quadruple in length… and lost some potential clients and contract renewals due to it.

    And some c-levels couldn’t understand why the customers were complaining.

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    dabugger  over 9 years ago

    Sorta truth in advertising. Yeah, but it takes a genius to figure out why the joker did it that way.

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    Beleck3  over 9 years ago

    Private Business is the worst. Neo Feudalism is what Business is all about today.

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    silveredragon3381  over 9 years ago

    Should read Dept. of Delaying projects indefinitely.

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    goweeder  over 9 years ago

    “IN some cases it is private enterprise that costs more and is more complicated. Just look at our health system.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oh…… that’s a ‘system?’

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 9 years ago

    “Making Things More Complicated” is Legal? I thought that was IT…

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    LeePIII Premium Member over 9 years ago

    And, their motto is “We’re not happy, until YOU’RE not happy!”

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    eugene57  over 9 years ago

    “And it passed without one Republican vote.”Not at all unexpected, they filibustered their own legislation for political reasons. Care to show any proof on that last part?(and define Libertarian Constitutional Constructionist.)

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    hippogriff  over 9 years ago

    Fairportfan2: That is what government should do: the greatest good for the most people in the shortest time.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    I’ve been in the private sector and I’ve been in the public sector, The bad decisions and wasted effort are in both areas….The only difference I can see, is that private sector work is done for a profit…Which generates money, and gives them more money to waste.

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