Pickles by Brian Crane for March 11, 2015

Earl will need a lot more Cheerios Opal!

My daughter-in-law has a plaque over the guest toilet that says “IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE BE A SWEETIE AND WIPE THE SEATIE”.

The urinals with the molded in ceramic fly are a hoot!

I keep meaning to make a model of Stonehenge but with bagels instead of stones. I haven’t decided whether I could do it as a miniature and just use Cheerios.

One of my favorite men’s-room graffitti: “In case of nuclear attack, crouch under urinal. It hasn’t been hit since before Pearl Harbor.”

I can’t figure out why he stays with that awful woman.

GROSS!

I prefer peeing on corn flakes.

Lots of gross little bathroom sayings. Geez, is it worth it? Maybe I don’t get it because I never had brothers or sons. Dad and husband never seemed to have a problem in that room.

So glad my husband & 1 son prefers to sit at home, instead of standing. The other son stands, but since he’s on the OCD side, doesn’t make a mess. Unfortunately, when male relatives come to visit, there’s evidence of their bad aim.

@fiddler 78 He stays with that “awful woman” because she does all the work while he does nothing.

No wonder Cheerios taste different.

The sign in the men’s room said, “Wet Floor.”So I did.

remember no mater how much you wiggle and dance the last drop ends up in your pants!!

Just replace the Cheerio with a bagel…

At the VFW Hall we have likeness of Jane Fonda at the center of the urinals, it works darn good to improve your aim

My dad used to throw a cigarette butt in the toilet for me to aim at. I got pretty good at disintegrating those tiny evil boats. That said, sometimes it’s not the direct stream but the backsplash that causes the wet floor and walls.

No matter how the splashes happen just clean up after yourself, especially if you share the bathroom with someone else.

Ever had to clean a female restroom and public place? I would rather clean the guys anytime. some guys might miss a bit and get a little on the floor but women who HOVER over the seat get it ALL over the place!

We tried the Cheerios to potty train our son. Nothing like a toddler whizzing in you breakfast bowl!

The Cheerios will become a Moving Target, probably not the best method to begin the training sessions with. Start with a Fixed Target then progress to the Moving Target.

“I don’t think women understand this is not an aiming problem. Some times (in the a.m. especially) it just goes where it goes, some times at a 90 degree angle.”.Then you sit or clean it up. Easy..Actually, sitting to pee is better for men, it’s linked to fewer prostate problems later in life.

i used to say we never had to worry about my nephew getting drafted by the army, with his aim since he couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.

“We aim to please. You aim too, please.”

We all urinate. Even animals.

Wow! I’m impressed, Opal. I couldn’t think of a better idea myself!

I love the Honey Cheerios.xxx

water_moon said “Actually, sitting to pee is better for men, it’s linked to fewer prostate problems later in life.”

Sitting improves the person who suffers from prostrate problems comfort while urinating, it doesn’t prevent prostrate problems.

As my Mexican friend said..“Piso…Mojado”

Stand closer: it’s shorter than you think it is.

Charming

Just make HIM clean it up: that’ll cure him.

Whats needed are waterproof and adhesive pictures of “Politicians I’d like to whiz on”

Cheerios for Nelson? That’s so wrong. TRIX are for kids!