Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2015

It’s not as classic a way to rise in the ranks as back stabbing, but …

And if the boss doesn’t go for that, ask him to play “blind man’s bluff” in traffic.

Perhaps a rat will chew the suspension lines on the boss’s ’chute.

per usual,..i smell a rat

When did Rat, get a job at the café?

Rat had better not tell this story to that dumb Pig.

If at first you don’t succeed … well, so much for skydiving.

gonna leave an impression I bet?

beginners usually have guided jumps anyway with experienced jumpers attached to the rookie

Not talking about a golden parachute, I guess.

Wish I had thought of that with my last two bosses.

I’m sure your boss doesn’t care much for you either, Rat.

xxx

In the Thrifty Nickel: Bungee Jumping cord, used once, repairable.

How do the PBS characters hold their coffee cups without using the handles?

I dunno. Will Goat crack under questioning from the cops? Will Rat do the time for the crime? Will the ill-fated jump actually take place, for that matter? Is Cartoon-Boy aiding and abetting?

Looking at some of these responses I’m suddenly remembering Blood on the Risers