Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2015

Um… be glad Zebra didn’t hire Garfield for that cat technically sleeps 24 hours per day.

And during the other two hours, he takes a nap.

reminds me of Bill Hicks who said that he sleeps 8 hours a day …… and ten at night

With a sleep schedule like that, I’d make an excellent Koala.

I don’t see the problem; just get 12 koalas and you’re covered.

I’d sleep 12, but potty time breaks it up!

Perhaps that dumb Pig will loan Zeeba neighba, LGD’s services.

Hire a Killer Koala and you get what you pay for; you’re safe for one-twelfth of the day, Zeeba Neighba.

Since Larry and his gang seem to have disappeared from the face of the earth, Zeeba doesn’t really need protection.

Guess it could be a black, brown or grizzly they sleep like 4 months a year when in hibernation.

He’s right, this is out of control. Koalas are only supposed to sleep between 16 and 20 hours a day. He’s sleeping in today.

When koalas aren’t sleeping they’re making whoopee.

Or eating.

We had a sign in our maintenance shop which read:“Be sure to work 8 hours. Be sure to sleep 8 hours. But not the same 8 hours.”

Sounds like the Otway ranges to me! Koalas are basically cantankerous marsupial slothes, not bears.

Bears don’t hibernate. It’s a myth. They slow down, but don’t sleep the whole winter. 5 seconds with google disproves the hibernation myth.

Call Guard Duck. He don’t sleep.

@abbybookcase, I’ve always heard it as 1, 2, and 5.

The longest I’ve ever slept was about 16 hours. I went to bed early because I wasn’t feeling very well one night.

xxx

Zebra could get a cat… oh, wait

The koala must have a great union…