Why don't you ever wear the slightly-lighter-green leaf I gave you?
The invention of the No-Win Situation: “Does this leaf make me look fat?”
It chaffs.
It has a leek…
It’s too small.
Eve was tired of raking up the underwear
Just make like a tree…
Ivy league graduate.
Grass?
I will honey… If you put on that see-through outfit I bought you.
…and so it all begins.
That looks like a clump of unmown sod. :)
“This is the one you gave me. It darkened with age.”
It made me itch….
It clashes with the other things he’s not wearing.
You mean the one from the vine with the three leaves?
It’s poison ivy.
Peeony happens when it leeks.
July 17, 2015
Plumbob Wilson over 9 years ago
The invention of the No-Win Situation: “Does this leaf make me look fat?”
clayusmcret Premium Member over 9 years ago
It chaffs.
PICTO over 9 years ago
It has a leek…
Itry over 9 years ago
It’s too small.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 9 years ago
Eve was tired of raking up the underwear
tahoeh2o over 9 years ago
Just make like a tree…
J Short over 9 years ago
Ivy league graduate.
blackman2732 over 9 years ago
Grass?
jtviper7 over 9 years ago
I will honey… If you put on that see-through outfit I bought you.
Marko56 over 9 years ago
…and so it all begins.
Saturday's Child over 9 years ago
That looks like a clump of unmown sod. :)
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
“This is the one you gave me. It darkened with age.”
Laynegg over 9 years ago
It made me itch….
cwizard71 over 9 years ago
It clashes with the other things he’s not wearing.
dflak over 9 years ago
You mean the one from the vine with the three leaves?
Asharah over 9 years ago
It’s poison ivy.
PICTO over 9 years ago
Peeony happens when it leeks.