Hey, Obi Wan. You know how you can move things with just the force of your mind? How about helping me move this Sunday? I've got a new dorm room across town ... Come ooooon!
Being a Jedi is a lot like owning a truck
A Cracked video about superpowers pointed out that if you had super strength but weren’t a hero, villain, or athlete, you’d just be the friend who helps people move.
electricshadow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
If anything would drive him to the Dark Side, this would do it.
Bilan almost 10 years ago
Or at least want to learn Darth Vader’s choking move.
PICTO almost 10 years ago
Don’t try to force him…
cdward almost 10 years ago
Jedi have this advantage…. “I am not the Jedi you are looking for. Move along. Move along.”
Darryl Heine almost 10 years ago
“Leave me alone and use the force, Luke!”
Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It’s a great disturbance.
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
A Cracked video about superpowers pointed out that if you had super strength but weren’t a hero, villain, or athlete, you’d just be the friend who helps people move.
abbybookcase almost 10 years ago
why my dad finally went to a car nobody would want to borrow
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yeah, Pacers are good for that. Also keeping your teenaged daughters safe.