Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 03, 2015

The bunnys were never creepy

& ditto on the robins

I’ve never understood why parents would force their VERY young children to sit on a costumed stranger’s lap when they are screaming and crying in terror…then take a picture. It’s one thing if the child likes it, but if it’s THAT bad…IT’S NOT THAT IMPORTANT!

Never did go in for the fake bunny or, frankly, the department store Santa.

I saw it first thing, too. Blame the wizard.

The Bluebird of Happiness is outside, not in with the bunny and the kids. Might be more useful inside.

Ok, you made me go listen to robin calls! Our most common songbird here is phoenix is the mockingbird. We have one lovelorn one who sings ALL NIGHT LONG. I hope he finds a girlfriend SOON.

I just figured that it had turned blue from a late cold snap.

I had my picture taken with Paul Bunyon in Brainerd, Minnesota once, and did the same with both our grown girls when they were little. Unfortunately, the feature was removed a few years ago and now we have only the memories..You might say, “They paved paradise and they put in a parking lot” for a discount store!

Maybe it’s just the Blue Bird of Paradise…

I thought the fink calling the bluebird a robin was part of the joke until I saw the second panel.

when you are looking for a place to park, that place becomes paradise to you. Also, bunnies are tasty.

Go compare an English Robin with an American Robin. If the Idians (Idiots?) want to call a blue bird a Robin, it’s a Robin!