Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 30, 2015

If you have a Smartphone, there is a propaganda machine in your pocket.

You can’t control me, better men…..er….pigs….have tried.

I think I’m being hambushed.

This pig is ruining his own life too.

Hypno-Toad has competition.

Ah yes.. Bene Gesserit Prana-bindu training and the “wording way”.

A Matrix app

I remember the Bee-Gees!

Do not think about pigs. Do not think about pigs.

Ignore “Peanuts,” upvote Hypno-Pig to the front page:

I wonder if everyone in control is so glum about it.

“Big man, pig man. Ha ha, charade you are. You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry.”

NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU’RE NOT. NO YOU ARE NOT!!!

Good morning Dogsniff.

That pig is two-faced.

I-will-no-longer-eat-pork. I-will-no-longer-eat-pork. I-wil no-longer………..

“esualppa gorf”It’s a palindrome.

Be careful what you wish for….

Actually, you are not. But by all means continue to delude yourself up to the moment I have you converted into bacon and pork chops. Mmmmm, pork chops!

Welcome, Jared. Do you read “Tom the Dancing Bug”? Have you ever seen a dancing bug named Tom in his strip? (Be prepared for a long wait. I think Teresa purposely doesn’t include frogs in her strip. Maybe I’m wrong.)

FREE DOGSNIFF!!!

Hypno-toad is not amused.

@Rad-ishoOOOO!

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