Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 02, 2015

I’m having trouble with his first statement.How can he know?

No need to check. I’ll take your word for it, earthling.

Dude’s an alien and a pervert.

Mine are totally fubar. I’m very ashamed.

I distract from my lunulae deficiency with particularly flamboyant displays of Hawaiian Leis.

Perfect lunulae, she bragged. -I think not, he retorted, but I do love ’em.

FREE DOGSNIFF!!!

Eponychium almost completely obscure my lunulae however enough of a tiny fragment is visible to exclude the possibility of any exotic strangeness.

My lunulae is none of your business. Lawdy lawdy lawdy, what is the world coming to, when perfect strangers want to know about your lunulae……

Hey, Selena – I’ll need to see more than just that one finger if I’m going to believe you.

Somewhere over the crescent moon….

According to The Man Who Fell to Earth, aliens lack fingernails altogether. I recently lacked one, as I had crushed my fingertip while indulging in industrial past-times.It grew back, though.

I’m looking forward to a few free dogsniffs when my sister brings her lab mixes next week… seriously though, I’ve been following Dogsniff quite a while and hope to see him return.

Absent lunulae can be a symptom of assorted medical conditions, including malnutrition, liver disease and ill-defined “systemic problems.” Our guest’s effort to divert us from understanding this symptom is clearly an attempt to divide and conquer us! No, raging paranoid delusions aren’t a symptom of missing lunulae. Did he tell you to ask that?

Knew a guy who fell out of a tree stand and shattered his lumbar region. After five hours of emergency surgery, they were sure he would be paralyzed from the waist down. But he’s actually walking again, though it certainly wasn’t easy. It’s pretty amazing what we can endure and overcome when we don’t really have another choice.He does have lunulae.

But he does not paint his toe nails, to the best of my knowledge.

I’ll take you up on that offer: show me your lunulae! Or are you a Painted Lady?

Actually, I’’m not so sure about aliens….

Went to Target and picked up a smaller frame and some black poster board for matting.

I’m not sure that statement is correct. I’ve known several aliens and they may have lacked common sense, but they had very nice lunulaes. My lunulae are absolutely fabulous. At least that’s what the aliens said.I’m sad to see that Dogsniff is back in the dog house. I can only hope his is as nice as Snoopy’s.