if I had a hammer I’d swing it in the morning I’d swing it in the evening all over this land because every problem would look to me like it could be solved by a good bashing(For further info, look up Vash the Stampede)
The Sun has over 200 sledge hammers constantly circling in the Asteroid Belt, not to mention several gas giants. Jupiter is the hammer most likely to take out any wandering debris. The next known asteroid to nearly obliterate the Earth will be Apophis, which will pass close enough to frighten Doomsday Alarmists on April 13th 2029, though people with slide rules and pocket protectors have already figured that it won’t, and is unlikely to hit us in 2036, either.
Bill Thompson almost 10 years ago
After seeing this, I’ll be careful rounding numbers!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
He’s going to have some very tired arms long about August.
Randy B Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Leave the corners square, and you’ll be fine.
Hugh B. Hayve almost 10 years ago
You could have an aeroplane flying,If you bring your blue sky back…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
if I had a hammer I’d swing it in the morning I’d swing it in the evening all over this land because every problem would look to me like it could be solved by a good bashing(For further info, look up Vash the Stampede)
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Isn’t this just another iteration of the scenario wherein Indiana simply pulled out his revolver and dropped the mad giant?
WaitingMan almost 10 years ago
Bobby Fischer, no!
coltish1 almost 10 years ago
Um, okay, whatever you say. You’re the guy with the hammer.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 10 years ago
Somebody needs a Tollhouse cookie….
William Neal McPheeters almost 10 years ago
Consider me well warned, Mr. Thor!!! -PS – I love it when you’re forceful !!!
William Neal McPheeters almost 10 years ago
FREE DOGSNIFF … and HAPPY STAR WARS DAY … May the 4th be with you!!!
Ray_C almost 10 years ago
To the man with a sledge hammer, every problem looks like a big rock.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I have a problem with any fanatic.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 10 years ago
He would swing a light saber in the next exception perception.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The Sun has over 200 sledge hammers constantly circling in the Asteroid Belt, not to mention several gas giants. Jupiter is the hammer most likely to take out any wandering debris. The next known asteroid to nearly obliterate the Earth will be Apophis, which will pass close enough to frighten Doomsday Alarmists on April 13th 2029, though people with slide rules and pocket protectors have already figured that it won’t, and is unlikely to hit us in 2036, either.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It is unusually quiet deep inside the Sun.Most of the action is on the surface.It is a quite soothing place to relax.
Jkiss almost 10 years ago
I’m surprised he can still swing that hammer after taking off half his face.